Put Your Records On by connieg

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For this round, we are going to ask you to do Pop Parodies. Meaning you will choose a song from the Pop genre and change the words and make it as funny/silly/naughty as you can! Go ahead, show those pop princesesses and princes that you have MUCH more talent than they do!

Put your hoodies on

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Three little turds, bricked my car window
then run off with my purse in a hurry.
Police came,bike, truncheon and clipsheet,
smashed glass, and the clutch on the concrete.

Make a statement time, car radio gone,
not much lamplight,in a state of derange,
they all looked the same,stay up late and wait.

Thugs, put your hoodies on,
come prove this granny wrong,
You go ahead, break my door down,
retired but I am mean, got your morphine vaccine,
Show us your head,your triple crown.

Your gonna find yourself Asbo'd soon now

A hood on the sly came broke in, and I only
bashed him once on his nose on the left side,
Don't you let this ole girl fool you,
Used to love my skinhead hairdoo
never do jail time, just a curfew for 9 on a week night.

Eminem is not to blame, my walking sticks in range,his face I'll re-arrange.

Thug, put your hoody on,
probably wear a burberry thong
You go ahead let your hood down,
Bling and armani jeans,
hope your crew hear your screams,
terrorising the whole town.

Your gonna find yourself Asbo'd soon now

It was more than he could take...
"Help me this grans a fake,
My arm shes gonna break..
ok Gran you are stronger!!.."
the thug he realised..
that he aint got his hoodie on any longer,
thug 0 granny 2.

Thug he agreed upon
knowing his right from wrong
works in a beauty saloon now,
from a chav into nylon jeans
and a shirt from Tesco teens,
Granny should take a big bow.

An award was bestowed upon,
according to gossip john,
in the form of a sacred cow.
In a bar down in west hongkong
they sing this granny song,
So go head sing along now

Ohhh granny died last year run down by a farm plough..