It's Hard To Be Humble by redheart

RedHeart is not impartial!!!!!!




Original Song: Oh Lord It`s Hard To Be Humble By Mac Davis
Rewritten By: RedHeart 4-4-08
Title: Real or Artificial
COPYWRITE APRIL 2008

[SPOKEN WORD]

How many of you Women out there
Wonder about the man you're with.
You know exactly what I mean
The men today go to extensive measures to
make themselves look like a hunk to the opposite sex
Lord know what lengths they'll go
To look like George Clooney
Some of your men try to suck it in, you know what I mean
I pity those married women,that have to look at that pot belly
that’s right EM HMMM
They have to put up with all that.
Those men of yours, must drive you gals insane

Most of you gals out there probably agree
Most of you guys out there
Probably want to kill me
Anyway, this is what I have to say.....


[SUNG]


Is he real or artificial?
Just wondering what I should say,
Is that a Botox smile on his face?
It's not the same smile he had yesterday
Can we just cut to the chase?
Please help me to understand
Is he real or artificial?
Just trying to deal with it

Could it be that he's on steroids
Cause I can’t believe my eyes
Or is he spending so much time at the gym
Would asking be unwise?
Is that his hair or is it implants
He looks so good, it's hard to believe.
His hair is probably dyed
All the same, he looks damn good to me.

Is he real or artificial?
Just wondering what I should say,
Is that a Botox smile?
It's not the same smile he had yesterday
Can we just cut to the chase?
Please help me to understand
Is he real or artificial?
Just trying to be lady like
Trying to be real lady like

So much for cosmetic surgery,
he's got a tattoo for crying out loud.
Wonder if her tummy's tuck by liposuction
To go along with his being so pumped up
Will he want the next revelation?
Not telling how long we will live.
They're working on something new everyday
I guess that I will survive


Is he real or artificial?
Just wondering what I should say,
Is that a Botox smile?
It's not the same smile he had yesterday
Can we just cut to the chase?
Please help me to understand
Is he real or artificial?
Just trying to be a real lady like
Trying to be a lady like

[SPOKEN WORD]

All you gals give yourself a hand!!!!