It's Hard To Be Humble by redheart

Original Song: Oh Lord It`s Hard To Be Humble By Mac Davis
Rewritten By: RedHeart 4-3-08
Title: Real or Artificial
COPYWRITE APRIL 2008

[SPOKEN WORD]

How many of you fellas out there
Wonder about the woman you're with.
You know exactly what I mean
The ladies today go to extensive measures to
make themselves attractive to the opposite sex
Lord know what lengths they'll go
To look like a Victoria secret you know what
I pity those married me, that’s right EM HMMM
They have to pay for all that to be done.
Let me tell ya’, it ain’t cheap either

Most of you guys out there probably agree
Most of you women out there
Probably want to kill me
Anyway, this is what I have to say.....

[SUNG]

Is she real or artificial?
Just wondering what I should say,
Is that a Botox smile on her face?
It's not the same smile she had yesterday
Can we just cut to the chase?
Please help me to understand
Is she real or artificial?
Just trying to be a real gentleman

Have her breasts been augmented
Cause I can’t believe my eyes
Or is it just a push up bra
Would asking be unwise?
Is that her hair or is it a weave
She looks so good, it's hard to believe.
Her hair is probably dyed
All the same, she looks good to me.

Is she real or artificial?
Just wondering what I should say,
Is that a Botox smile?
It's not the same smile she had yesterday
Can we just cut to the chase?
Please help me to understand
Is she real or artificial?
Just trying to be a real gentleman
Trying to be a real gentleman

So much for cosmetic surgery,
She's got a tattoo for crying out loud.
Wonder if her tummy's tuck by liposuction
To go along with her being so endowed
Will she want the next revelation?
Not telling how long we will live.
They're working on something new everyday
I guess that I will survive

Is she real or artificial?
Just wondering what I should say,
Is that a Botox smile?
It's not the same smile she had yesterday
Can we just cut to the chase?
Please help me to understand
Is she real or artificial?
Just trying to be a real gentleman
Trying to be a real gentleman

[SPOKEN WORD]

All you guys give yourself a hand!!!!