Achy Breaky Heart by JCD

I just LOVE when Steve and Bill and I get together for a trio .... and this one was so much fun!!!!!! Thanks so much you two .... we really must do more!!!!!

Here are the "slightly altered" lyrics! (Stallion has been caught!)

B: Bill S: Steve J: Jane Chorus: Steve Lead/Bill & Jane Harmony Parts
B: You can tell the world you never was my girl
B: You can burn my clothes when I'm gone (J: You bet I will!)
S: I bet she’ll tell her friends, just what a fool You’ve been
S: And laugh and joke about you on the phone
B: You can tell my arms to go back into the farm
S: As she kicks your keester out the door!
J: Well I will tell my lips, to tell my fingertips
J: They won't be reaching out for you no more
(Chorus)
Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he’d understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

J: Steve have you ever noticed all of the ladies that Stallion has here on Snap?
S: Responds
J: Well I think it’s about time that we warned them about him, right?
S: Responds
B: You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
J: I think I’ll tell my dog to bite your leg
S: I’ll tell your brother Cliff, whose fist will find your lip
B: He never really liked me anyway
J: I’ll tell MsNatalie, that you’re sneaky as can be
J: And Donna, Scarlett and SweetMusic too
J: When Twinkles hears the news, She’ll put on her runnin’ shoes
J: And tell your other ladies ‘bout you too!
(Chorus)
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think he’d understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

J: OK Bill. Here’s your chance to speak up for yourself.
J. So what do you have to say?
B: (Bill claims he's innocent!)
J: Well what about BluesLynn, and we’ve got
J: Let’s see, Sharmaine , we’ve got MsLindaRose,
J: We’ve got I_Luv_Country and DC Angels62
(Chorus x 2)

J: Well Bill, I think you’ve finally been caught.
J: All this time I thought it was just me, but you have all these ladies.
J: Well there’s FeistyBlonde118; Xanadoo, PowerSpunkin, Anjolina;
J: MyLevis knows that she’s not the only one now. Awe Man.
S: Jane. Do you think the Government knows about what Bill is doing?
J: Well, I bet ya not … but now all of us ladies do!
B: Complaining!!!!