Hallelujah by BronxBruce

WARNING

This PARODY is for

ADULTS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY LISTEN IF

1 - YOU ARE AN ADULT

2 - YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

"Hell I'd Do Ya"

This parody came about when I was goofing around in the Everyone's A Winner Chat Room and came up with the phrase "Hell I'd Do Ya" instead of "Hallelujah." The rest of the song sprang from that. It works equally well for both men and women to sing but, since I'm a guy, I sang it from a male perspective.

(spoken)
Let’s see. What would it take for me to want to sleep with you? hmmm

(sung)
When it’s 2 am and I’m drunk off my ass
And no other woman’s* accepted my pass
It doesn’t matter to me if you start to moo yeah
But I’d have to be in a desperate place
To overlook your homely face
To think oh yeah what the heck
I wanna screw ya

Chorus:
Hell I'd Do Ya
Hell I'd Do Ya
Hell I'd Do Ya
Hell I'd Do Ya

If I owed the mob a million bucks
And they told me I was out of luck
Unless you and I would bill and coo yeah
I’d only want to give you a kiss
If it meant I wouldn’t sleep with the fish
And leave my whereabouts an empty clue yeah

(Chorus)

If a suicide bomber declared jihad
Unless I agreed to take you to bed
And showed me the bomb he had in his shoe yeah
I’d still have to think it over a bit
Even as the fuse was lit
I’d probably wait til a few seconds before it blew, yeah

(Chorus)

If there were a nuclear holocaust
And everyone else’s lives were lost
And we were alone on this planet, me and you here
If you and your ugly face
Was the only way to save the Human race
I’d still need to search first for a big keg of brew, yeah

Then
(Chorus)

If Jesus came back, and that’s no lie
And said I must go forth and multiply
And told me no rapture for me unless I woo ya
I’d rather bang Barbra Bush**
Or Rosie O’Donnell’s*** big fat tush
But I guess I’d have to do it for the King of Jews yeah

(Chorus) 2 x

(spoken)
See It wouldn’t take much?

For Women’s Version
*Replace with guy’s
**Replace with George Herbert Bush
***Replace with Rush Limbaugh’s

These lyrics are ©2007 BronxBruce