Hallelujah by BronxBruce

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Recording: Oct 27, 2007 at 8:36 AM
Member: BronxBruce
Song: Hallelujah
Artist: Rufus Wainwright
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BronxBruce

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WARNING

This PARODY is for

ADULTS ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONLY LISTEN IF

1 - YOU ARE AN ADULT

2 - YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

"Hell I'd Do Ya"

This parody came about when I was goofing around in the Everyone's A Winner Chat Room and came up with the phrase "Hell I'd Do Ya" instead of "Hallelujah." The rest of the song sprang from that. It works equally well for both men and women to sing but, since I'm a guy, I sang it from a male perspective.

(spoken)
Let’s see. What would it take for me to want to sleep with you? hmmm

(sung)
When it’s 2 am and I’m drunk off my ass
And no other woman’s* accepted my pass
It doesn’t matter to me if you start to moo yeah
But I’d have to be in a desperate place
To overlook your homely face
To think oh yeah what the heck
I wanna screw ya

Chorus:
Hell I'd Do Ya
Hell I'd Do Ya
Hell I'd Do Ya
Hell I'd Do Ya

If I owed the mob a million bucks
And they told me I was out of luck
Unless you and I would bill and coo yeah
I’d only want to give you a kiss
If it meant I wouldn’t sleep with the fish
And leave my whereabouts an empty clue yeah

(Chorus)

If a suicide bomber declared jihad
Unless I agreed to take you to bed
And showed me the bomb he had in his shoe yeah
I’d still have to think it over a bit
Even as the fuse was lit
I’d probably wait til a few seconds before it blew, yeah

(Chorus)

If there were a nuclear holocaust
And everyone else’s lives were lost
And we were alone on this planet, me and you here
If you and your ugly face
Was the only way to save the Human race
I’d still need to search first for a big keg of brew, yeah

Then
(Chorus)

If Jesus came back, and that’s no lie
And said I must go forth and multiply
And told me no rapture for me unless I woo ya
I’d rather bang Barbra Bush**
Or Rosie O’Donnell’s*** big fat tush
But I guess I’d have to do it for the King of Jews yeah

(Chorus) 2 x

(spoken)
See It wouldn’t take much?


For Women’s Version
*Replace with guy’s
**Replace with George Herbert Bush
***Replace with Rush Limbaugh’s

These lyrics are ©2007 BronxBruce

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

OMG, I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!

 

KristiJane

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Over 2 years ago, KristiJane said:

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sneaky

Over 2 years ago, SneakyGOLD said:

Hahahahaha, WTFG Bruce, this is some flippin funny chit man....

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sneaky

Over 2 years ago, SneakyGOLD said:

Even a fking Jihad wouldn't stop Bruce....
Allahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

Hahahahahahah!!!!!! I'm DYING!!!!!!!!

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

Hahahahahahah!!!!!! I'm DYING!!!!!!!!

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

Hey, I said that twice!! WTF?!!

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

Hey, I said that twice!! WTF?!!

 

Sneaky

Over 2 years ago, SneakyGOLD said:

Maybe we should send this little tune to Uncle Rufus??? I bet he would appreciate the juxtaposition.....

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

Okay, that's weird...I only hit SUBMIT once...sheesh. Let's see if it happens again.

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

Okay, that's weird...I only hit SUBMIT once...sheesh. Let's see if it happens again.

 

UncleDave

Over 2 years ago, UncleDavePATRON said:

"GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY!!!!!"

 

scribbly

Over 2 years ago, scribbly said:

Hmm...only once. Well, good!

Now I can get back to spammin you proper!

 

Sneaky

Over 2 years ago, SneakyGOLD said:

Not Babs Bush and Rosie.... Aghhhhhhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

UncleDave

Over 2 years ago, UncleDavePATRON said:

KING OF JEWS!!!! helli'dalmostdoya after this!!!!

 

KristiJane

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Over 2 years ago, KristiJane said:

I HAD TO GO COUGH UP A LUNG ON THIS ONE.


GAWD I'M DEAD!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!

 

chanda

Over 2 years ago, chanda said:

LMFAO...OMG ..I love this

 

angela_grace

Over 2 years ago, angela_grace said:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA