American Pie by tweetythetwexan

in the style of
Elvis Presley & Ann Margaret

(Elvis)
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me
The lady loves me and it shows
In spite of the way she turns up her nose
I'm her ideal, her hearts desire
Under that ice she's burning like fire
She'd like to cuddle up to me
She's playing hard to get
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet

(Ann)
The gentleman has savoir-faire
As much as an elephant or a bear
I'd like to take him for a spin
Back to the zoo to visit his kin
He's got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette
The lady loathes him but he doesn't know it yet

(elvis)
The lady's got a crush on me
(ann)
The gentleman's crazy obviously
(elvis)
The lady's dying to be kissed
(ann)
The gentleman needs a psychiatrist
I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake
Or play Russian roulette
(elvis)
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet

(elvis)
She's falling fast she's on the skids
(ann)
Both of his heads are flipping their lids
(elvis)
Tonight she'll hold me in her arms
(ann)
I'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs
Will someone tell this a-Romeo
I'm not his Juliet
(elvis)
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet

(elvis)
She wants me
(ann)
Like poison ivy
(elvis)
Needs me
(ann)
Like a hole in the head
(elvis)
Everyone can see she's got it bad
(ann)
ah! He's mad!
The gentleman is an egotist
(elvis)
I'm simply aware I'm hard to resist
(ann)
He's one man I could learn to hate
(elvis)
How's about having dinner at eight
(ann)
I'd rather dine with a-Frankenstein
In a moonlight tete-a-tete
(elvis)
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet

(elvis)
Oh yes she loves me
(ann)
Dig that shrinking violet
(elvis)
Oh she really loves me
(ann)
Here's one gal you'll never get
(elvis)
She lo- lo- loves me
(ann)
Would you like to make a bet
(elvis)
I said the lady loves me
(ann)
The gentleman's all wet