Get A Haircut by trying2hard

This is a funny and goofy song called "OPAW" meaning "BALD"...popularized by Max Surban a famous Cebuano singer...a requested song..so here it is..lols...thanks to a very dear friend for terrific work in creating this track...:)

"DISCLAIMER...I MEAN NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE..THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.."

OPAW - BALD

Dako niyang problema iyang buhok na labong pwete nang nipisa
He has hair problem, it was getting thinner

Nahadlok siyang maopaw, basig mopangit iyang hitsura
He got scared of getting bald, because he will look ugly

Nanghiso siya’g itlog, may tayobong pa ug dunay lana
He rub his hair with a mixture of egg, flour and oil

Haskang dimalasa walay buhok nitubo, gitugkan hinoon siya ug kaspa
Such bad luck, no hair grow instead he acquired dandruff

Tungod sa kabalaka gipakunsulta’s doctor nga especialista
Very worried he consulted a hair specialist

Pasyente nagduda kay ang doctor pwerte sang opawa
Patient was in doubt since the doctor was also very bald

Unya ang resulta, matod pa sa doctor nga okay na
The doctor said don’t worry

Kanang imong kaopaw ayaw lag kabalaka kay madugay maanad kara
With your baldness later on you will get used to it

Ambot ngano daghan dihang mga opaw ug ulo
Why there are so many bald head

Apan ang bungot ug mga balhibo labong paman kaayo
When the mustache and hair on the body are so full

Ang atong ulo diha sa may hubon ug alimpolo
The baldness looked like a big spot on your head

Kining dapita gyud sa tawo mao gayo’y makalbo
That’s where most men losses their hair

Tambag murag pasi-aw ang lagong nga langaw tambal kuno’s na opaw
Someone made a funny suggestion, that big flies can cure baldness

Inusnus lang sa ulo, buhok motubo tagsa kadangaw
Just rub the flies on your hair, hair growth can be up to one inch

Iya kining gituman, lagong ginusnus kini adlaw-adlaw
He did this religiously everyday, rubbing the flies mixture

Balig usak simana, gisusi gitan-aw ang opaw misamot kasinaw
After one week, he look at the result, it made his bald area so shinny

Dako niyang problema iyang buhok na labong pwerte nang nipisa
He has hair problem, his hair was getting thinner

Nahadlok siyang maopaw, basig mopangit iyang hitsura
He got scared of getting bald, because he will look ugly

Nitan-aw siya sa samin iyang nawong murang sipao nga lignin
He looked at the mirror, his face was like a round Chinese bun

Sa likod ug kilid buhok abot sa aping apan ang ibabaw daw gikaingin
Backview and sideview the hair is up to his face but the bald area looked like a huge farm being burned