Nookie by Six_String_kountry

Yup! Coal for Christmas! LOL

My Christmas rewrite
I fly across the world in December
With all my little reindeer
Can't you see the size of my sleigh..
There pullin me along
while i sing a christmas song
Then last december somthing went a little wrong

Right! I think about the night
This girlie left me fruitcake
I was madder than an earthquake
Now i'm stuck in the chimney, blowing chunks
And I'm just a santa with a lump in my throat

Blowin chunks, heyyyyyyy
Blowin chunks, heyyyyyyy

Should I be feelin' bad?
Should I be feelin' good?
It's kinda sad I'm the laughing stock of the rooftop
And you would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a stuck like I said
i'm sure to end up dead, not!
And maybe she just made a mistake
And I should give her a break
But my belly will ache either way
Hey, what the hell, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny

I did it all for the Cookies, c'mon
The Cookies, c'mon
So you can take that fruitcake
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

I did it all for the Cookies, c'mon
The Cookies, c'mon
So you can take that fruitcake
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

Whats santa to do with the toys?
for all the girls and boys?
I can't figure it out, so I shout up the
chimney to my reindeer
Yet all I hear is christmas cheer, laugh!
I can't believe that I could be deceived
By my furry little friends , but in reality
they had a hidden agenda
they put my tender, heart in a blender
And i'm stuck in the chimney

Blowin chunks, heyyyyyy
Blowin chunks, heyyyyyy

I did it all for the Cookies, c'mon
The Cookies, c'mon
So you can take that fruitcake
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

I did it all for the Cookies, c'mon
The Cookies, c'mon
So you can take that fruitcake
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your

I only wanted cookies
why did you have to leave me that nasty fruitcake?
The reindeer think I should just let it go
It's easier said than done
I appreciate it, I do, but
Just leave me cookies or
just Leave me alone
Just leave me alone

Aint nothing gonna change
You reindeer fly away
I'm just gonna stay here
feck this holiday

Aint nothing gonna change
You reindeer fly away
I'm just gonna stay here
feck this holiday

Aint nothing gonna change
You reindeer fly away
I'm just gonna stay here
feck this holiday cheer!

I did it all for the Cookies, c'mon
The Cookies, c'mon
So you can take that fruitcake
And stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your.. yeah!
Stick it up your..

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