WhoKilledAgonyAngel's Profile
WhoKilledAgonyAngel's real name is Angel Gaines. Angel is 30 years old, is located in Florida / USA and has been a SingSnap member since October 13, 2008. So far she has made a total of 9 recordings.
A little info behind this vocalist named "Who Killed Agony Angel"...My name is Angel and I'm a Virgo - not to be mistaken with "the Virgin", I do have a 5 year old son. I hope to always feel like sneaking out of bed in the morning to brush my teeth, just to sneak BACK into bed pretending to naturally wake every morning with minty fresh breath. Love is awesome and makes you do insane things, not that anything I've done up to now has been sane. We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. In no universe ever traveled by Kirk or Spock have I said or done anything that could even be construed as sane.
I am a silly-crazy girl...Crazy like Anne Heche crazy...'speaking to God in different languages while searching for spacecraft' crazy. I like singing karaoke and pinching Patrick on his butt, but not at the same time. I finally learned how to touch my own energy ball. The Dresden Dolls are (in my opinion)the presidents of kick ass - I wanna be Amanda Palmer when I grow up. I have naturally curly hair that I spend hours straightening only to want it curly again in a matter of minutes. You can't please me. I can't cook. It's take-out 100% for me. I totally dig SOGGY Cocoa Krispies. I love, cherish, and adore coffee. I WORSHIP coffee. I keep my coffee on an altar alongside Buddha, a burning stick of Nag Champa, a chalice and 2 black candles. I am the perfect makeup of caffeine and genetics. After a couple cups of my coffee you will be walking tight-rope with the cross dressing midgets...or at least the caffeine induced illusions will make you think that is what you're doing. I hate my coworker and if given ample opportunity to rule the world for one day and get by with anything, I would kill him. No really, I would. I am sarcastic at times, but only in GOOD spirit. Sarcasm does not become me, it does however sustain me. I enjoy making a dramatic crisis out of nostalgia as you will notice in some of my random blogs. I'm a bit of a strange character...Hell, even Marilyn Manson called and said that I freak HIM out. In the parade of acting stupid and dumb, I am the one twirling the flaming baton, but at the same time I can be a bright spot for someone who is feeling low and crappy...or so I've been told anyways. Reality has NO place in my world...whatsoever.
If you DON'T like me, well that's just WRONG. It's like not liking Bambi - it's unnatural and WEIRD...and you should be thoroughly studied. I will dig up Freud personally and get the sessions started for you ASAP.
And never forget this rule: EVERYDAY is YOUR day. You do not work - you lounge on Myspace and mock those around you who ARE working. Have I taught you nothing? These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. This has been a little "About Me".
