kbehmsong's Profile
kbehmsong is 46 years old, is located in North Carolina / USA and has been a SingSnap member since May 5, 2008. So far she has made a total of 267 recordings.
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight one evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1,000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
My son's thoughts on his grandmother(my mother's) death 11/23/08
Zack told me he would have to email me his thoughts about his Gaga dying. Then this evening he told me he thought he would like to tell me instead. This is what my wise son said to me: He told me, "Mom, what you need to do is look past Gaga's death to the life she lead. She was the perfect mother to you and the perfect grandmother to me. She taught you and you have already learned one of those lessons by being the best mom to me. Now you need to continue that by being the best Grandma you can be to your granddaughters. Just like your Gaga taught MY Gaga. It's like a never ending thing and it keeps her alive kinda." A young man wise beyond his years Just wanted to share…..
I have been singing since I was a child. I am happily married to my very best friend. We have 5 children and 2 beautiful granddaughters! We live in the mountains of North Carolina!
