Gloriha's Profile
Gloriha's real name is Nancy Jane. Nancy is 55 years old, is located in Florida / USA and has been a SingSnap member since December 16, 2007. So far she has made a total of 467 recordings.
General Daily Horoscope for everyone
The Moon in adventurous Sagittarius inspires us to greater heights while a square between courageous Mars and optimistic Jupiter can be an exuberant combination that promotes impulsive risk-taking. We tend to overdo nearly everything now because our confidence is high and we have excess physical energy. Unfortunately, we may not be able to sustain our output unless we moderate our actions, which we can do if we maintain a high level of self-awareness.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Sunday, September 7, 2008 – It's not easy to get a handle on your spending now, especially if you are considering a purchase of a luxury item. A piece of beautiful artwork, a new set of kitchenware or even an upgrade to your car can add something special to your life. But these purchases may still leave you feeling empty. Look beyond the material world now for a deeper fulfillment.
Update, Friday, September 5, 2008:
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time we are given." -Gandalf to Frodo, 'The Fellowship of the Ring'
"A want becomes a have with time." --Marilyn Bencosme
FAQ on over 50
Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore or library -- under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. Then when you're done you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt.'
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
"We are what we believe we are."- C.S. Lewis
'Do or do not. There is no try. – Yoda, 'The Empire Strikes Back'
Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life. – The Buddha
