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I'm somewhere in the United Kingdom... 73 miles from London, 100 miles from Bristol, 12 miles from Winchester, 52 Miles from Brighton... worked it out yet? ;-)
Answer at the bottom of the page...

I love singing! or at least trying to sing... and i've even won the odd contest or two, much to my amusement! :-)
Singsnap is a great way of meeting new people.. i've got to know some real nutters on here!..and some true stars...it's all good fun :-)

**PLEASE NOTE THIS LIST IS NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYBODY!
Infact most of the things on this list are British!... which says a lot for my country lol.....
the list changes from time to time, some added, some removed...

my top pet hates.....at the moment....
UPDATED SEP. 23rd 2009

1. themos flasks!
2. Queen (the band)... thankgod i havent come across any on singsnap!
3. wasps and bees and things that fly around me in general when all i want to do is get on with my everyday stuff!
4. Trifle!
5. Slamming doors..... why oh why do people do that!
6. those irritating people that hold up the queue's in shops, when all you want it a pint of milk...
7. Teenagers....need i say more!
8. Cardigans? whats that all about?
9. the film "Titanic"..... what a pile of old pants that is...guess where i live yet? :-D
10. The smell of Tar.....makes me feel sick everytime :-(
11. Christmas lights that won't work after you've put em on the tree grrrrrrrr
12. Coming out of MacDonalds and realising its not what you ordered at all!
13. those annoying people that love to munch on popcorn in the cinema when you're in the middle of a good film... you know who you are!
14. Being forced to have fun at staff do's... when all you want to do is kill most of them
15. Buying a new pair of jeans only to realise you've gained 15 stone in the past week! so they dont fit :-(
16. Rats!
17. Birds deciding it would be a jolly good idea to poo on your car...if i could poo on them i would!
18. Public toilets in general...need i say more
19. DJ's that insist on talking all the way through your favourite songs
20. Road works.... they are everywhere! yet there never seems to be anybody actually working on them.
21. Diets!
22. Pasta.... the oddest of food ever... its hard and tastes like cardboard!
23. Bad backs :-( i've suffered for years. one of the joys of being so tall.
24. Noisy neighbours....Need to be banished to the arctic forever.
25. those awful orange and lemon slices you always get at christmas that nobody actually likes!
26. Portsmouth...you try so hard to be Southampton and you just cant beat us :-D
27. Eastenders...except Dot cotton of course!
28. Cheap cola....its gotta be COKE or nothing else im afraid, if i wanted a drink to taste like piss, i would simply drink out of the toilet.
29. The colour orange.....it has no purpose except for the fact that oranges are orange!
30. People trying to sell me stuff at the front door!...be warned all cold callers.....next time you come to my door, you will have a bucket of custard thrown over you.
31. dust!
32. talcum powder... who ever thought that this was a good idea needs shooting!... it gets everywhere!..it makes me sneeze and it smells of lav cleaner
33. Harry Potter... yes i know its probably most popular thing since sliced bread, but it makes me heave
34. Phil collins.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
35. Candle wax... its a bugga to get off furniture and clothes!
36. Getting up! grrrrr i hate that morning alarm call, how dare i have to get up and go to work!, who made these rules!
37. Shopping trolleys that have a mind of their own!..you cant really push them, they push you!.. usually into other peoples cars!
38. Rudeness!
39. The french in general, sorry France... But you dont really like us Brits and we dont really like you :-)
40. Short weekend breaks!...Whats the point!, its over in a flash, you spend most of it at the airport and within 48 hours your back at work!

to be continued......

Apart from this......life is bloomin' great :-D

there are of course a lot of things that make me happy too :-)

1. the smell of fresh linen
2. walking in the leaves on an october Morning
3. Twiglets :-)
4. The smiths.....best band ever ever ever!
5. Scrabble!...dull i know...but i like it
6. My mum's spare room....my old bedroom :-(
7. caves!
8. a fair pair ;-) know what i mean? nudge nudge
9. The sea.....i could spend hours just staring at it and never get bored of it!
10. going into benneton and unfolding all the jumpers :-D
11. Cadberry creme eggs...how do you eat yours?
12. Hearing the rain outside when im tucked up in bed
13. Sunday roast....With all the trimmings please
14. singing!
15. Family get togethers :-)
16. Street entertainers...especially the ones that pretend they are statues lol
17. Open top buses!.... very 1973...very retro!
18. Alison Steadman, the abigal's party woman.
19. Bjork!, shes bonkers
20. those little freshen up things you get at KFC with every meal
21. driving at night when the road is empty and not a soul is about
22. Pub gardens in the summer
23. Blue Peter... very British, very BBC!
24. Yoyo's.....both the childs toy and the chocolate biscuit :-)
25. Limeade.... you can hardly get it anywhere!
26. Marmite...you either love it or hate it, i LOVE it.
27. Being nosy! i love a good look in peoples houses when i walk past :-)
28. IKEA....thank heavens for Sweden
29. Remote controls!
30. Tadpoles...bring back so many childhood memories :-)
31. Jigsaws :-) give me a 5000 piece one and i'm gone for days!
32. Blondie!... debbie Harry rocks my socks!
33. SEX please :-)
34. QVC... what a pile of old rubbish that TV channel is... i love it! :-)
35. wildlife... I love to hear the animals of the night or the first call of birds in the morning.
36. Pop quizzes... I love a challange on musical stuff
37. Essentric people!...If you happen to be slightly strange... we should get along like a house on fire! :-)
38. a good night in with friends and a DVD and maybe some take away food!
39. Greenery!...i cant stand concrete cities, give me parks and fields and gardens anyday!
40. Turkish delight :-) It's just like eating perfume!

Well? have you worked out where i live yet? :-D

Southampton!

famous for.....

1. the Titanic..Sorry folks, but we sunk it! :-(
2. Benny Hill! ( were not proud of that one)
3. The Spitfire!... yes we won you the war... you can shake my hand later
4. Craig David (again we are not proud of this)
5. Howard Jones
6. The drummer from Coldplay
7. The oldest city walls still standing, in the UK
8. Cruiseship capital!
9. The bargate... the gateway to Great Britain
10. Tudor House... one of the oldest medieval houses in the uk still standing!
11. Home of the Ordnance Survey, the map people!
12. B&Q was founded here..and the first store was opened just round the road from me :-)
13. Southampton is the only City in the uk to have two tides!
14. of course it goes without say that we are far more superior than Portsmouth :-D
15. West Quay shopping centre... the largest shopping destination on the south coast of Britain
16. the QE2... retired on the 11th November 2008 :-(
17. International boat show
18. voted the fittest City in 2007/2008! :-D THATS ME ;-)
19. Matthew Le tissier
20. the Ford transit plant

gosh i do like making lists :-) more to come!.. bored yet?