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WannaBeLOL wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asMYiAG6FqU

I had to bump this link...I have a close friend since childhood, and he's a never kissed a girl yet, he's a 43 year old Lego Fanatic. He lives 24/7 in front of his computer....guess why? LOL

That video made me laugh my pants off!

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WannaBeLOL wrote:The is is by Carl (Monken) and is PERFECT for his voice.....ENJOY..... :)))

Wandrin' Star
Lee Marvin

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchandlisten/play/b29b888f

Thank you Deb! You are a sweetie! :)

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WannaBeLOL wrote:^^^^Maybe I should sleep all day.....LOL!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna sleep all day too, starting right now...well, at least till my hubby comes home from work and stops me. I have less than two hours. Yikes!

*runs out leaving skid marks*

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WannaBeLOL wrote:

Monken wrote:

WannaBeLOL wrote:The is is by Carl (Monken) and is PERFECT for his voice.....ENJOY..... :)))

Wandrin' Star
Lee Marvin

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchandlisten/play/b29b888f

Thank you Deb! You are a sweetie! :)

You're welcome Carl.....I Love it!!!!!

*still running out for a nap leaving a cloud of dust behind me*

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Think Before You Speak

6 reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did...

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY :
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange..
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month- old daughter, she was clean.
Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No'
I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
' Danny , are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, ' Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled
' SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!?!
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Now, didn't that feel good?
Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
and remember: we all say things we don't really mean,
so think before you speak!!!!!

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Lololl!

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Deb, both of the above postings ^^^ are just beautiful!

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bipolarbetty wrote:

WannaBeLOL wrote:

Monken wrote:

WannaBeLOL wrote:The is is by Carl (Monken) and is PERFECT for his voice.....ENJOY..... :)))

Wandrin' Star
Lee Marvin

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchandlisten/play/b29b888f

Thank you Deb! You are a sweetie! :)

You're welcome Carl.....I Love it!!!!!

I loved that song too Carl! HoF from me. ;o)

*still running out for a nap leaving a cloud of dust behind me*

Very sweet of you! Hugs and kisses for that! :)

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Hi, Deb..... hope you're having a good weekend.....

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the autumnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss drift by my windoww....hi girls..

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I don't have any graphics..but can sing songs based on those graphics...oh btw..anyone got any butt creme..I'm trying to break a record for most hours on the pc at the same seat

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Hahahaha! I finally gave up and got myself a butt pillow!

LOVE that song, BTW :)

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well I have my own built in butt pillow...only thing after sitting for awhile it gets awful flat...ahahahah..anyone remember mrs. wiggins from the Carol Burnett Show...I have her butt..lol

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lol....!

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My Monday attitude:

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Happy Black Friday!

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Deb, does this resemble any kitty you know???!

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^^^^^ LOL!!!!!!!!!

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