GOLDEN OLDIES FINALS!!

GOLDEN OLDIES FINALS!!!!!!

CONGRADULATIONS FOR MAKING IT HERE!! YOU WERE ALL AMAZING!!!!

Skymonkey
stphq
Yas
HowlinWolf
Marianne
Champlain

OK ALL I LET ME MOM CHOOSE YOUR SONGS FOR YOU TO SING:)

HERE IS WHAT SHE CHOSE,

YOU MUST SING BOTH SONGS!!

JAILHOUSE ROCK ~ ELVIS PRESLEY
CALIFORNIA DREAMIN ~ THE MAMAS & THE PAPAS

YOU MAY USE MILD EFFECTS IF YOU WANT
YOU MAY ALSO USE VIDEO...

IMPRESS MY MOM:))

(AND SHE'S A TOUGH ONE TO IMPRESS TRUST ME;) LOL)

SONGS WILL BE DUE JULY 23 AT 8PM SNAP TIME BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL!!

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Mom says hi and best of luck all:)) I am off for the night talk to you all later:)

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bump where the heck is everyone!!??

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bumpity bump:))

Thanks for that Monique, so very sweet!!! Happy to know you will be watching...lol so will my mom, she goes home monday but I told her this round was her idea so she is going to be watching and voting for the winner as well:))

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Yas wrote:YAY!!! Finals here we go!!! WOW! Thanks for keeping me!!! I still need a lot of listening to do :D Congrats Finalists!!! Sorry to those who didn't make it btw, I know you are all great singers...

Thanks Judges for putting me through!!!

So we all be singing those 2 songs right? Good thing I know both of them, kinda! LOL :D

When is the deadline btw?

I was wondering if we could use harmony on California dreaming?

Flagged :D

yes singing both songs and yes you may do harmony:))

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GOOD MORNING!!! :))

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OK ALL GOT THIS EMAIL FROM MY MOM...SO VERY WORTH THE READ!! I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD I WAS CRYING AND MY RIBS WERE IN PAIN!! I CAN SOOOO SEE 99% OF ALL MEN DOING THIS!!!!

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??? WAY TOO COOL!!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button...... Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button 'AND' pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so
I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst
would purporte dly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy, teeny triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...??? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD....... WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION........ WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us
both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser.... one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative? SON-OF-A-BITCH, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I
had left), sat up an d surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mante l of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I shit myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe was coming from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!! 'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.' P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

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wow!!! where is everybody?????????

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Skymonkey
Jailhouse Rock http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b0d8d910
California Dreamin http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bf12daa78

stphq

Yas

HowlinWolf

Marianne

Champlain
Jailhouse Rock http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b8f84a8c

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bump:)) I still havent made the banner's yet, I will do that Monday after mom goes home...until then I will just post on your songs to let you know I have heard ya;)

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Yes you can change keys and yes you can use mild effects if you have them:))

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Skymonkey
Jailhouse Rock http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b0d8d910
California Dreamin http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bf12daa78

stphq
Jailhouse Rock http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c012b3284
California Dreaming http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b6b7b134

Yas
Jailhouse Rock http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bfd85d68

HowlinWolf
Jailhouse Rock http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bcf892ec
California Dreamin http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b8a41020

Marianne
Jailhouse Rock http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/baa13fb0
California Dreaming http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bed06060

Champlain
Jailhouse Rock http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b8f84a8c
California Dreaming http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchandlisten/play/bbbb3720

JUST FOR FUN HERES MINE

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bbd6f9cc

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c610339ec

ROUND CLOSES AT 8PM!!!

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OK ALL SO SORRY I DIDNT GET BANNERS MADE FOR JEFF AND I THIS ROUND, LIFE HAS BEEN WAY TO HECTIC FOR ME TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, WE HAVE HEARD YOU ALL AND ARE JUST WAITING ON YAS TO GET HER SECOND SONG IN...

WE WILL HAVE RESULTS POSTED IN THE MORNING NOT TONIGHT.

ROUND CLOSES AT 8PM

BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ALL!!!!!

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