I WOULDN'T SAY MY WIFE WAS DIRTY....BUT SHE USES A PIG AS AN AIR FRESHENER
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Posted by stannyyjoe on July 23, 2008 at 2:37 AM
I ONCE TOLD MY WIFE I WAS BUYING A PIG AS A PET, AND THAT IT WOULD LIVE IN THE HOUSE WITH US. SHE SAID WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL. I SAID IT WILL JUST HAVE TO GET USED TO IT :-)
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Reply by donnyxxxGOLD on July 23, 2008 at 3:26 AM
i bollocked my wife..i said this house is disgusting.........every time i try to take a piss in the sink, its always full of dirty pots.....lol
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Reply by donnyxxxGOLD on July 23, 2008 at 3:26 AM
my house is such a mess, even the rats left home in disgust
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Reply by donnyxxxGOLD on July 23, 2008 at 3:28 AM
the wife stood in front of the mirror one day and said....
i got bags under my eyes
my tits are sagging
and i got cellulite
kwik don, pay me a compliment
i said........ya got feckin good eyesights
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Reply by Steven_Kaplan on July 23, 2008 at 5:06 AM
I hope she doesn't hang it from the rear view mirror of the car.. That can be problematic !
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Reply by REALLYMAD on July 23, 2008 at 5:27 AM
When me and the ex were together I used to send her into the attic to tidy up.
Dusty, smelly, ful of cobwebs...
...but she's good to the kids!
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