singsnap comedy round 1
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Posted by mimi1212GOLD on July 5, 2008 at 1:38 AM
hello all ty for joining in
this is not really a contest more of a challenge so i put it in challenges since there are no eliminations
there will be 12 rounds only cause that is my favourite number
if you do not sing you are not in another round so that is the only time you would be eliminated
please support one another by listening to at least 3 others in the rounds ty
webcam is not necessary and won't give you any advantage for awards
i don't like huge echos in sound a bit is fine but not outstanding sound effects
ok now onto the round
for the 1st song go to sing and record novelty and comedy section in the brouse section
click on letter a
these are the song choices
Achy Breaky Song
Addicted To Spuds
Ahab The Arab
Along Came Jones
Atmosphere
Auld Lang Syne
sing one of these songs
lets have fun folks
these are the singers in this challenge
grammatea
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm
cinders831
badtobone
peterose
lanell
softgentlebreeze
tombassinger
jayebird
royalflush
ugenetheflagman
dannyboo
bbpkaraoke
Bloo9988
midnightdawn
KansasGirl
michaeldiditall
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 5, 2008 at 1:53 AM
you have till july 8th at midnite to get your songs in
every wed a new round will be up
wacky wednesday lol
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 5, 2008 at 1:56 AM
one other thing i will post a link to every new round at the end of each round :)
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 5, 2008 at 2:14 AM
Why firemen have dogs.
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 5, 2008 at 2:34 AM
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Reply by RoyleFlush on July 5, 2008 at 4:44 AM
Right, Ill do that in an hour or so,
Cheers for the round 1 entry
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 5, 2008 at 7:57 AM
no prerecords allowed
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Reply by peteroseGOLD on July 5, 2008 at 10:41 AM
peterose how in the world do i link my duets on the hp? i'm cluless!LMFAO!!!!!!
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Reply by grammatea4uGOLD on July 5, 2008 at 11:42 AM
grammatea4u http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/a719597I have a bad habit of being first..lol
Achy Breaky Song
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c9f246
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Reply by dannybooGOLD on July 5, 2008 at 12:22 PM
Sorry Mimi but I will hav to bow out as I travel with my business and can not do extended contests or challenges. When I travel it is usually a week at a time so I know I would miss deadlines.
I regret any problems this may cause but I thought this was going to be a one or two song event. Hopefully you can find a replacement for me.
I will, however, keep this in my favorites so I can come view from time to time because I am sure there will be some great audio and video.
This was a great idea and I am sure it will be so much fun for everyone.
Again, I apologize for not being able to make this event and I hope you can find someone to take my place.
Da Boo Bear
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Reply by Booette on July 5, 2008 at 12:42 PM
My brother told me you were having a comedy show. For some reason he thought this was funny and asked that I share it with ya'll since he could not join in your event.
Personally, I don't think it's funny but he has a wierd sense of humor. LMBO
Anyway, hope you like my rendition of "Blue".............after the story.
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchAndListen/play/b2acc060
Booette (Sexiest Woman on Singsnap)
dannyboo's twin sister
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Reply by grammatea4uGOLD on July 5, 2008 at 1:24 PM
grammatea4u http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/a719597sooooooooooooooooooooo not fairrrrrrrrrrrrrr...you have better hair than me. LMAOOOOOOO
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Reply by cinders831ADMIN on July 5, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Hope we don't have to top this hahaah way toooooo funny!!!!
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Reply by cinders831ADMIN on July 5, 2008 at 2:18 PM
Ok here is mine
Along Came Jones
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b810886de
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 5, 2008 at 7:25 PM
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.
She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.
She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.
She retains more water than Lake Superior.
She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."
She buys you a new T-shirt-----with a bulls-eye on the front.
You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"
She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.
She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets, and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.
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Reply by LaNellGOLD on July 5, 2008 at 7:48 PM
LaNell 's really far behind on listens...will catch up soon! :)Hi ya'll! It's gonna be a couple of days, at least, before I feel like doing a song. On Thursday, my throat started feeling really dry & then my glands got kinda sore & then the headaches came. Since yesterday, my nose has been running like a water faucet, as well. In other words, I feel like crapola...warmed over! hahahaha
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Reply by grammatea4uGOLD on July 5, 2008 at 7:50 PM
grammatea4u http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/a719597wow LaNell..hope you feel better soon..those summer colds are yucky for sure.
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Reply by Ugene_The_Flagman on July 5, 2008 at 8:28 PM
Another Achy Breaky Song::
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c80696
have a great day folks ..................... Pablo
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Reply by Ugene_The_Flagman on July 5, 2008 at 8:33 PM
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Reply by Bloo9988 on July 5, 2008 at 8:40 PM
here is my song http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b6da7c26
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Reply by dannybooGOLD on July 5, 2008 at 10:15 PM
I see that tramp sister of mine has been here. She is always trying to get me back in good graces with her but it won't happen Booette. You have ruined too many lives and continue to dress and act like a tramp. And lying about me telling you that you should put up a video on here is even worse!!!!!!!!
All:
I apologize for the inappropriate spamming Booette has done here. She is a devious, coniving, and heartbreaking woman who only found Singsnap because she stole one of my computers. She then stole my identity.
So don't be fooled by her and women watch out she will try and steal your man.
Da Boo Bear
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Reply by grammatea4uGOLD on July 5, 2008 at 10:29 PM
grammatea4u http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/a719597I"m still waiting for her to send me the number of her hairdresser...the color job was so great. : )
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Reply by tombassingerGOLD on July 5, 2008 at 11:21 PM
Okay, here's mine. Auld Lang Syne???? hahaha.
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchandlisten/play/ad9f272a
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 5, 2008 at 11:59 PM
grammatea-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c9f246
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm
cinders831-Along Came Jones-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b810886de
badtobone
peterose
lanell
softgentlebreeze
tombassinger-Auld Lang Syne-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/ad9f272a
jayebird
royalflush
ugenetheflagman-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c80696
dannyboo
bbpkaraoke
Bloo9988-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b6da7c26
midnightdawn
KansasGirl
michaeldiditall
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Reply by Num1gmGOLD on July 6, 2008 at 1:08 AM
Num1gm just got home....straight to the 'puterWell, here's my entry
Ahad The Arab
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/aa1bdff
Enjoy......I sure did!!
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Reply by peteroseGOLD on July 6, 2008 at 7:10 AM
peterose how in the world do i link my duets on the hp? i'm cluless!wrong link heres the real one
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b812e2592
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 6, 2008 at 7:38 AM
fixing your link
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b812e2592
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 6, 2008 at 7:39 AM
lol already fixed
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 6, 2008 at 7:47 AM
Female Stages of Life
THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
AGE DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to color my hair
48 Need to have Francois color my hair
66 Need to have Francois color my wig
AGE FAVORITE SPORT
17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping
AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "Burger King"
25 "Free meal"
35 "A diamond"
48 "A bigger diamond"
66 "Home Alone"
AGE FAVORITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man
AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66
AGE IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast
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Reply by MandyCONTRIBUTOR on July 6, 2008 at 7:56 AM
Mandy hopes the evening will be better than the day!Ok, even though there are no eliminations, Mimi will be giving out top three places, so has agreed it is a contest, so I'm moving it back over to the contest section..
...oh the joys of being contest organiser...LOL
Have fun everyone!!
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Reply by peteroseGOLD on July 6, 2008 at 8:09 AM
peterose how in the world do i link my duets on the hp? i'm cluless!LOL @ the joke up there!!!
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Reply by JayebirdGOLD on July 6, 2008 at 12:04 PM
Nothing like making a Fool of Ones self. Here Mine. Along Came Jones. Ready for a big Laugh. Im still laughing.
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bb1261412
.. dont think that link worked? help.
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Reply by JayebirdGOLD on July 6, 2008 at 12:04 PM
guess it did. Laugh a Lot Its good for the soul.
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Reply by JayebirdGOLD on July 6, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Listened to here. This contest is getting better all the time.
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Reply by LaNellGOLD on July 6, 2008 at 1:23 PM
LaNell 's really far behind on listens...will catch up soon! :)I still feel like crud, but I went ahead & got my recording done...& forgot about my misery for a while. lol
Addicted To Spuds
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b5b46dfa
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Reply by LaNellGOLD on July 6, 2008 at 7:48 PM
LaNell 's really far behind on listens...will catch up soon! :)I've listened to everyone, to this point!! Great stuff!!! LOL
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 6, 2008 at 7:49 PM
grammatea-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c9f246
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm- Ahab The Arab-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b812e2592
cinders831-Along Came Jones-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b810886de
badtobone
peterose
lanell- Addicted To Spuds-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b5b46dfa
softgentlebreeze
tombassinger-Auld Lang Syne-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/ad9f272a
jayebird -Along Came Jones-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bb1261412
royalflush
ugenetheflagman-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c80696
dannyboo
bbpkaraoke
Bloo9988-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b6da7c26
midnightdawn
KansasGirl
michaeldiditall
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 6, 2008 at 8:10 PM
check this out lol
http://www.revver.com/video/845729/addicted-to-oil-parody-loose-bruce-kerr-of-robert-palmers-addicted-to-love/
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Reply by bbpkaraoke on July 6, 2008 at 8:52 PM
Can't go wrong with a good parody
achy breaky song
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bcf6fee2
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Reply by bbpkaraoke on July 6, 2008 at 8:55 PM
are we able to do our own parody's to a song on a future round??? Please
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Reply by LaNellGOLD on July 6, 2008 at 9:14 PM
LaNell 's really far behind on listens...will catch up soon! :)Ha Ha...That was great!!!! Thanks for sharing, mimi!
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Reply by midnightdawn on July 7, 2008 at 12:42 AM
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/beeec852 here is my 1st attempt at a contest hope ya like.............. ha -ha
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 7, 2008 at 2:00 AM
grammatea-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c9f246
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm- Ahab The Arab-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b812e2592
cinders831-Along Came Jones-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b810886de
badtobone
peterose
lanell- Addicted To Spuds-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b5b46dfa
softgentlebreeze
tombassinger-Auld Lang Syne-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/ad9f272a
jayebird -Along Came Jones-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bb1261412
royalflush
ugenetheflagman-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c80696
dannyboo
bbpkaraoke-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bcf6fee2
Bloo9988-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b6da7c26
midnightdawn-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/beeec852
KansasGirl
michaeldiditall
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 7, 2008 at 2:01 AM
not everyone is able to do it so not fair unless you give me the parody by pm and everyone sings it
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 7, 2008 at 2:17 AM
Temperatures
Temperatures
60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.
50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.
45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
40 degrees - You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming.
35 degrees - Italians cars don't start.
32 degrees - Water freezes.
30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia.
25 degrees - Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming.
20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
15 degrees - French cars don't start, cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 degrees - American cars don't start.
0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 degrees - German cars don't start, eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
-15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don't
start.
-25 degrees - Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 degrees - You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start.
-40 degrees - Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweater, your car helps you plan your trip South.
-50 degrees - Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 degrees - Polar bears move south, Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo Bills) fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100 degrees - Hell freezes over, Clinton finally tells all. Kenneth Starr moves in with Monica. Alaskans button top button. Santa moves operations to Panama.
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Reply by peteroseGOLD on July 7, 2008 at 4:29 AM
peterose how in the world do i link my duets on the hp? i'm cluless!Guess I will have to get mine done huh?
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 7, 2008 at 8:27 AM
grammatea-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c9f246
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm- Ahab The Arab-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b812e2592
cinders831-Along Came Jones-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b810886de
badtobone
peterose
lanell- Addicted To Spuds-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b5b46dfa
softgentlebreeze
tombassinger-Auld Lang Syne-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/ad9f272a
jayebird -Along Came Jones-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bb1261412
RoyaleFlush
ugenetheflagman-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b2c80696
dannyboo
bbpkaraoke-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bcf6fee2
Bloo9988-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b6da7c26
midnightdawn-Achy Breaky Song-http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/beeec852
KansasGirl
michaeldiditall
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Reply by bbpkaraoke on July 7, 2008 at 12:09 PM
I hope you all get a laugh out of this one...
since we can not do our own Parody in this contest. ( darn)
To all those George Straight fans..( and those who just want a good laugh ) here is my rendition of
"Carrying your Drugs with Me"
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bac4b9c0
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Reply by peteroseGOLD on July 7, 2008 at 3:31 PM
peterose how in the world do i link my duets on the hp? i'm cluless!okay heres my entry. MEET SPUDS FROM BOISE IDAHO
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bbe144de
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Reply by LaNellGOLD on July 7, 2008 at 7:57 PM
LaNell 's really far behind on listens...will catch up soon! :)Just giving us a little bumperoo......
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm gonna get caught up on listens now. :)
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 7, 2008 at 11:30 PM
Great truths about life.
1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3. Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
4. The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere...and let the air out of their tires.
5. Families are like fudge...mostly sweet with a few nuts.
6. Middle age is when you choose cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
7. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
8. If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts.
9. Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day.
10.You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there
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