Reply by VeeCee53GOLD on July 24, 2008 at 11:51 PM
Wish I had more time to play with this challenge but I'm off to SF extremely early tomorrow, so got to try & sleep some. What I've heard so far is really fun - can't wait to listen to the rest later on. :)
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later." "That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
After striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town ."I'm looking' for the meanest, roughest and toughest prostitute in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender.
"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."
"Great, gimme' a couple beers and I'll have at her!" The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the girl and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs and kicked open the second door on the right.
Standing in the doorway, he yelled, "I'm looking' for the meanest, roughest and toughest lady of the evening in the Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!" With that she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.
"How the hell did you know I want to do it in that position?" asked the miner.
"I didn't," replied the hooker, "I just thought you might like to open those beers first."
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE...TRYING TO GET IN A FEW LISTENS IN...GOT LAUNDRY TO GET DONE....BEFORE IT GETS SO HOT... THANKS FOR ALL THE SMILES THIS MORNING...
Hellooooooo I'm back, we go to the ER they take my son in, he cant speak all this sudden and I look like a hovering mother talking for him...he has a ear infection, a few drops and Motrin and he'll be as good as new in a few days...
Sparrow crabbed and they blew her off....but I am a kinda in your face kinda girl, lol and I will drive em nuts till I get a straight answer and they know it...
this one ain't in the s/s library either.. it is a story of our heroine of the old west.."Miss Effie" they called her and she was a character as you will see... sheriffs wife was a meanie... the name of the song is "I didnt know the gun was loaded"...
dbraldley if you need recording support, please send a pm...thanks!! huggs!
hello everyone sorry i haven't been here for a couple days just alot going on and this is a great theme Tig.hope everyone is doing good............huggs!!!!!
Reply by tigress1167 on July 24, 2008 at 11:14 PM
as she pounds her chest trying to get that Tarzan call, lol
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 24, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Hey I am back
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 24, 2008 at 11:41 PM
I sat down and fell flat asleep so I have now had my official power nap
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 24, 2008 at 11:51 PM
that happens to me if I sit down to watch a movie...halfway through it I got one eye open...and then the credits come on....lol
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Reply by VeeCee53GOLD on July 24, 2008 at 11:51 PM
Wish I had more time to play with this challenge but I'm off to SF extremely early tomorrow, so got to try & sleep some. What I've heard so far is really fun - can't wait to listen to the rest later on. :)
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 24, 2008 at 11:58 PM
sounds like a great time for some jokes, MAIL TIME!!!! Doo Dooo Dooo Doo dooo doooooooo
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 12:03 AM
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 12:04 AM
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 12:18 AM
After striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down
from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest
town ."I'm looking' for the meanest, roughest and toughest
prostitute in the Yukon!" he said to the bartender.
"We got her!" replied the barkeep. "She's upstairs in the second
room on the right."
"Great, gimme' a couple beers and I'll have at her!" The miner
handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the girl and two
beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs and kicked open
the second door on the right.
Standing in the doorway, he yelled, "I'm looking' for the meanest,
roughest and toughest lady of the evening in the Yukon!"
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said,
"You found her!" With that she stripped naked, bent over
and grabbed her ankles.
"How the hell did you know I want to do it in that position?" asked
the miner.
"I didn't," replied the hooker, "I just thought you might like to
open those beers first."
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 12:52 AM
max2b happy thanksgivingLOL You are funny!! Here take a listen to this!! I wanna know why????
Devil Woman
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bcbff674
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 12:59 AM
max2b happy thanksgivingPermalink
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 12:59 AM
max2b happy thanksgivingHey I did it...my first pic in comments!!!
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 1:02 AM
congrats!...it gets addictive
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 1:03 AM
OK I'm going to have a 3 second contest, whoever gets their song in wins....Ready? Here we go
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b9cc198c
Contest over....I win ....yeahhhhhhhhhhh yippeeeeeeee I won a contest
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Reply by JoeTomNJPATRON on July 25, 2008 at 1:06 AM
JoeTomNJ happy thanksgiving all!Here's one of mine Tig, one of the 1st ones I sang on SS, redone just a while ago.
Witch Doctor - David Seville
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchAndListen/play/c5c17ae8
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 1:29 AM
max2b happy thanksgivingfor real good night!! Listening in the morning!!
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Reply by misswilliePATRON on July 25, 2008 at 1:53 AM
PEOPLE ARE STRANGE
THE DOORS
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bca3d90a
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Reply by Carol4Jesus on July 25, 2008 at 4:36 AM
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Reply by vicksy on July 25, 2008 at 8:32 AM
hello there peeps hope ur all enjoying urselves with this theme?
here is my funny entry, hope u like!
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchAndListen/play/c010d34e4
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 9:18 AM
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 10:06 AM
my son has a bad earache, running him to the doctors I'll be back shortly
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 10:06 AM
keep those songs coming in, I love it...funny stuff
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 10:07 AM
ok, hun
I'll be here bouncing between house work
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Reply by DECbutterflywingsGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 10:51 AM
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE...TRYING TO GET IN A FEW LISTENS IN...GOT LAUNDRY TO GET DONE....BEFORE IT GETS SO HOT...

THANKS FOR ALL THE SMILES THIS MORNING...
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 11:02 AM
O.K>
is it me are all songs skipping again, ones i did last night in listens were fine, but now there skipping
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 11:33 AM
max2b happy thanksgivingOk the beginning of a new singing style!!!
Instructions to follow!!
Born to be Wild
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/be117c1ac
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 11:43 AM
gonna try and reboot maybe it will work without skipping
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Reply by SpookyGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Spooky says "happy thanksgiving" 2 all those lovely americans xOk guys here is mine for todays challenge x
Gimme Dat Ding - Pipkins
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchandlisten/play/c3f36e4c
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Reply by jeaniePATRON on July 25, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Hi CAROL Tonya and everyone.here is my funny song It made I laugh singing it oh are oh are.
COMBINE HARVESTER
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c110a783c
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Reply by DECbutterflywingsGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 12:44 PM
TONYA MINE HAS STARTED SKIPPPING AGAIN..AT FIRST WAS NOT HAVING ANY PROBLEM BUT NOW THEY HAVE STARTED BACK AGAIN..
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Ummmm, well id defraged and did everything
It has to be the server or ss
don't want to put a comment on a listen that I couldn't listen to
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Hellooooooo I'm back, we go to the ER they take my son in, he cant speak all this sudden and I look like a hovering mother talking for him...he has a ear infection, a few drops and Motrin and he'll be as good as new in a few days...
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 12:57 PM
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Wonderful Tig, hope he's better soon,
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Reply by karaokeTonyaGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Ya know, if I am not mistaken
Trevor and staff said that the new stereo will be up by today, that may be the problem
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 1:00 PM
I sent another note right to Jason and I will let you know as soon as I hear anything on the problem at hand
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 1:03 PM
Sparrow crabbed and they blew her off....but I am a kinda in your face kinda girl, lol and I will drive em nuts till I get a straight answer and they know it...
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 1:30 PM
these listens are were good...but I'm just getting started...once I get going is when the trouble starts
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 1:33 PM
heres one I pulled out of my "Tigger's Comedy Songs" its quite cute I think
The Candy Man ~ http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/ab9abeab
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Reply by buddygGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 1:35 PM
this one ain't in the s/s library either.. it is a story of our heroine of the old west.."Miss Effie" they called her and she was a character as you will see... sheriffs wife was a meanie... the name of the song is "I didnt know the gun was loaded"...
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b59d65e4
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 2:11 PM
max2b happy thanksgivingOk, here are the particulars on how to do Bucket Bellerin' and do it proper!!!
Bucket Bellerin' 101 (Part 1 & 2)
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bcbcceec
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Reply by DECbutterflywingsGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 2:17 PM
FOR ME IT HAS GOTTEN BETTER..NOT SKIPPING ON CERTAIN SONGS
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Reply by dbraldleyRECORDING-SUPPORT on July 25, 2008 at 2:30 PM
dbraldley if you need recording support, please send a pm...thanks!! huggs!hello everyone sorry i haven't been here for a couple days just alot going on and this is a great theme Tig.hope everyone is doing good............huggs!!!!!
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 3:06 PM
max2b happy thanksgivingOk here it is!!!!
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bfbe8174
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Reply by tigress1167 on July 25, 2008 at 3:11 PM
that was really cute, what is a corner?
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 3:17 PM
max2b happy thanksgivingOk, I got the chance to meet an on line friend this summer and this be what we did..
Witch Doctor - I did the vocals and he did the rest!!!
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bae1354e
The Beat Goes On-- Thats me on the left!! Yup that be me!
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/ae109a992
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 3:17 PM
max2b happy thanksgivingIs it something to do with soccer or cricket or some sport???
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Reply by max2bGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 3:31 PM
max2b happy thanksgivingHow is he doing??/
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Reply by buddygGOLD on July 25, 2008 at 3:39 PM
another one from Buddy's oldies list that aint on singsnap library.
name of song..."I'm an old cowhand"
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bcdedc2c
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Reply by Jami19GOLD on July 25, 2008 at 3:42 PM
(((((Carol, Tonya, SkyY)) heya, Bubba, hi, all great challenge, Carol. This has to be the all time cooles unofficial Christmas song
"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bc108110c
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