Which Country Boy Can Survive? Round 10 Season 2

Oh Bryan....you don't how sad I am that you are leaving us this round. You know I luv ya.....and what a talent you are!!!

I am soooo amazed at the songs from the last round!!! You guys really worked hard at it and I loved it!!!

What an exciting and difficult round this is going to be....welcome to the top 4 guys!!! LOL!!!

Once more......you need to put your everything...and I do mean EVERYTHING.....into your songs this round!! It is gonna be the toughest yet!! But then...you have risen to all the other challenges so far!!!

Congratulations to all of you.....and as always, I wish you all the very very best of luck!!! Now get to singing!! lol!!

Edited on July 21, 2008 at 2:54 PM Quote

Wow .....again I am honored to have made it this far. I feel really humbled to be singing with the likes of Kirk, Crooner, & TheHotDuke! I sure am going to miss BryanKeith but I was checking out his duets page and there's a couple there that I'm going to join with him on so I'll still see you around Brother! I hope and pray everything is ok with T Reid also. Now on to the next round !!!

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Did Someone Say Shut up and kiss me? ;)

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lol

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"One's On the Way" huh??? LOL!!!! Well knock me down and call me shorty!!! I'm gonna enjoy this!!!

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I figured a good ole country boy like you could do this one justice crooner...I mean shorty!!! lol!!!

Edited on July 21, 2008 at 6:40 PM Quote

Howdy ya'll. I'm so honored that I got this far, and you guys have no idea How much I respect each and every one of ya. I totally agree with your decision Diz and Dianne. I love ya'll, and I had so much fun. and Kirk, Crooner, Stinger and Hotduke, Good luck guys. You deserve to be here. I'll be checkin' back with ya. God Bless

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Aww..hey Bryan...thank you!! But you will be sooo missed!!! But you have not heard the last from me.....I know exactly where to find you!!!! lol!!

Luv ya too Bry..................

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Just a peekin In !!!

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Hello my friends, geeze it been hard to get on here these days, miss you guys. My friend Bryan, I am so honored to have been singing with you bro! You are a true talent! I loved everything you did!
Congratulations to Crooner, hotduke and Stinger, absolutely amazing and extremely entertaining round.
Crooner your lyrics were great and you were smooth as silk as always. Duke, those lyrics were amazing and it was flawlessly sang as always and Stinger, what a great job man, I'm still laughing my AO. Janey's was sure surprised too!
Let's bring it boys.....Yeeehaaawwwwwww!

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Hey there buddy Keith! Did you git you clothes on yet? lol
If Janey's there with ya tell her bout time she wrapped up a bit, she knows how she gets the chill! Was Dianne streakin with those bunny slippers on?
Diz... you better have something I can sing!!!

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Hey Keith...Hey Kirk!!!! Was not that the most hilarious song you have heard in awhile??? LMAO!!!

Keith.....I cannot believe you actually mooned me!!!! Stinger should have hollered "Sunshineeeee...don't look" just a little louder!!!!! LOL!!!

And Kirk....you might want to make sure Janey is there with you.....LOL!!!

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The lady was a Southern woman who attended services and taught Sunday School every week. On one Sunday, an out-of-town acquaintance was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.

While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"

"Why yes, that would be nice," the lady responded.

The gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of Alabama. When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?"

"Oh, no," said this fine example of Southern womanhood, "Whatever would I tell my Sunday School class?"

Our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner.

When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a smoke?"

"Oh my, goodness no," said the woman. "I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did."

Our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn.

He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, "how would you like to stop at this motel?"

"Sure, that would be nice," she said with a small smile.

The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U-turn right then and there and drove back to the motel and checked in.

The next morning, after a wild and passionate night, the gentleman woke up first. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, "What the heck have I done?"

He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"

The lady said, "Why, the same thing I always tell them: You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."

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One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.

His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote."

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LOLOL!!!!! Mornin' Keith!!! I am still trying to understand why a man is soooo intrigued with remote!! LOL!!!

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Good Morning everyone!!!!

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Mornin' ya'll. Hope ya'll have a Great Day! talk to ya later. hope you guys will have some songs in by then. Can't wait to listen. GB

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Good morning Sunshine, Keith and Bryan!
I'm going to add a computer tech to my list of people to kill, if I don't have something sorted out at work today!!
Kill is maybe the wrong word.... torture is a better one!!

The jokes are hi-larious as usual pal!

Glad to see the Tim Hortons there Dianne, first place I'm hittin on the way to Regina Sunday!

New song title " The Lost Remote Blues"
" The lookin is fun, the findin is better... mmmmm...!"
Have a great day ya'll

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Mornin' Bryan...mornin' Kirk!!!

Can't wait to hear the rest of your song Kirk.....where is Keith when you need him?? HUH??? LOL!!!

Hope you guys have a super day!!!

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Good morning you sado-masochistic judges!!! LOL!! And all others too!!! Here's my gnder bender offering. Back later with the other! But I DOOOO love some Loretty!!!!LOL!!!

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...And, (drum roll please!!), my next offering, (So glad Dianne loves Conway!!LOL)!!!

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c0d4aa98

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http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bdecef88

The gender bender for sure!! LOL

Edited on July 22, 2008 at 10:57 AM Quote

I never kiss and Tell ;)
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bc106ba70

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From The great Sunshine library

Brooks and Dunn
Neon Moon (good to kis under lol ;)

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c211d9ed0

Edited on July 22, 2008 at 12:51 PM Quote

YA'LL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS.....CAME BY TO POLLENATE FOR AWHILE AND NO FLOWERS AT HOME....ONLY RAG WEEDS..............HEHEHEHEHE AND HAW!

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Hey Mindy.......you out there??? Want to meet me in your office???? LOL!!!

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ENTRIES SO FAR:

1. Crooner
Judges' Choice - One's On The Way
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bdecef88
Personal Choice
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c0d4aa98

2. Thehotduke
Judges' Choice - Shut Up And Kiss Me
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bc106ba70
Personal Choice
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c211d9ed0

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Arkansas Wisdom

1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
2. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
3. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
4. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
5. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
6. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
7. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
8. Don't squat with your spurs on.
9. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep
10. Always drink upstream from the herd.
11. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
12. There are 3 kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot.

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Hey Keith.......how are ya??????? Number 12 is sooo true...needless to say I am probably in that last group!! I have scars to prove it...LOL!!!

"and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot."

Edited on July 22, 2008 at 7:01 PM Quote

Well ya see I was kinda hurt by y'all saying that you was going to miss everybody that was leaving and nobody told me they was gonna miss me !! Then I got to thinking and said "Heck Boy you have to LEAVE before they can miss ya !!" So all is better now !! LOL

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HE HE HE!!! Well you know Keith......we never expected you to leave us!!!! So you are right.....not going to tell you how much we are gonna miss you because you are staying here......GOT IT!!!!! LOL!!!

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sawhead wrote:Arkansas Wisdom

1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
2. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
3. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
4. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
5. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
6. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
7. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
8. Don't squat with your spurs on.
9. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep
10. Always drink upstream from the herd.
11. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
12. There are 3 kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot.

1. Unless he's facing the other way
2. Make sure that's a thick bag
3. Rear view mirrors available at Walmart, never look back!
4. Not gonna try that
5. Especially in sandals
6. Kirk - Tested and proved
7. Learned about that from Phree Beer
8. Unless you need to scratch your a##, prepare to bleed
9. What you doin in the flock of sheep anyway Keith?
10. Hopefully someone else's herd ain't further up
11. Now's looking like a good time
12. Oops, burnt my fingers...AGAIN!

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sawhead wrote:Well ya see I was kinda hurt by y'all saying that you was going to miss everybody that was leaving and nobody told me they was gonna miss me !! Then I got to thinking and said "Heck Boy you have to LEAVE before they can miss ya !!" So all is better now !! LOL

If you'd have left Kieth, we'd have come down thar and drug your sorry butt back here! Saddle up boys!!!!!

Edited on July 22, 2008 at 8:27 PM Quote

LOL!!!! Hey Kirk.....tell him!!! Saddle up boys AND GIRLS!!!!!

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OK enough chit chat, I'm not used to it these days.

Judges are driving me crazy!!
But I will get my revenge, Teeheehee!
You girls wanted to sing! Wined even, as I recall, when no one was askin!
PS (Crooner put me up to this)
sado-masochistic judges LMAO Buddy!

Judges song choice
Gender Bender
Tanya Tucker - If Your Heart Ain't Busy Tonight
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/be1025ac4

My choice off of Diz's page
Kathy Mattea - 455 Rocket
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bbf84924

Edited on July 22, 2008 at 8:38 PM Quote

Sunshine wrote:LOL!!!! Hey Kirk.....tell him!!! Saddle up boys AND GIRLS!!!!!

Yea almost forgot about the Ringleaders lol

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Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.

After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He walked past a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure!"

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see,... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"

Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure!"

The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9 and a half wide."

Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?"

Without hesitating, Joe said, "Sure!"

The salesman eyed Joe's head and said, "Let's see. . . 7 5/8."

Joe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job."

The hat fit perfectly. Joe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure!"

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "No, I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't wear a size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!"

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOW THAT is funny Keith.....real funny!!!!

BTW.....Good Mornin'!!!! LOL!!

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GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!!!!!!

Edited on July 23, 2008 at 6:33 AM Quote

ENTRIES SO FAR:

1. Crooner
Judges' Choice - One's On The Way
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bdecef88
Personal Choice
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c0d4aa98

2. Thehotduke
Judges' Choice - Shut Up And Kiss Me
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bc106ba70
Personal Choice
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c211d9ed0

3. Kirk
Judges' Choice - If Your Heart Ain't Busy Tonight
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/be1025ac4
Personal Choice
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bbf84924



ONLY NEED ENTRY FROM:
Stinger381

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Where the heck do you get this stuff Keith?
LMAO!
Morning gang!
Raining again this morning, no computer geek at work yet GRRRRR!
How's that song coming Sunshine?
You're gonna like it Keith! LOL

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Okay guys....I am not really sure who is to blame for this, but I will find out and you should be very very afraid!!! I would also be very careful with your comments........LOL!!

Here is my singalong....requested by Kirk....but think he is just the messenger.....LOL!!!

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c3124c26c

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Sunshine wrote:Okay guys....I am not really sure who is to blame for this, but I will find out and you should be very very afraid!!! I would also be very careful with your comments........LOL!!

Here is my singalong....requested by Kirk....but think he is just the messenger.....LOL!!!

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c3124c26c

omg!!! i have a side ache from laughing.. lmao!! this was great. I only wish we had this on araoke at home so you could perform it live for us..hahahaha way to sing it girl!!!

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WE LOVED THE TATA SONG SUNSHINE...YA DID HUGE!!

Edited on July 23, 2008 at 12:52 PM Quote

Sunshine came through!! Got me thinking about melons!!
LMAO

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