sounds great hun, but I'm gonna be off to the great outdoors for the next 3 days! Will be home sometime on Sunday! By the time I get that done and cleaned up the mess, I'm gonna need a vacation! Maybe next time, but thank you for thinking of me! Hugs!!!
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 17th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined
Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM , location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
grammatea4u play song tag http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/a719597
hey there mimi...thanks for putting up the link...folks the deadline for auditions on the movie contest is 10amEST/9amCST/3pmGMT June 28..come over and join us..
I am imaybe interested in this, can you please specifically tell me what we are to do in the contest, is this singing funny songs, or making up funny sketches, or is it making up funny songs yourself? Please let us know, those of us who are new at this.... Thank You!
LaNell is getting ready for a loooooonnnnng weekend!!! woo hoo!!! ;)
I'll give it a try, mimi. I've been contest-free, for the last week....for the first time in months...so I have a little free time now. Also..I love doing silly things & having a good laugh! It's good for the soul! :))
hey folks i am going to be away monday nite for a few days so won't start this contest till i get back hope more join -i will be checking in from my friends place though :)
dannyboo tgif!!!! hopefully back later tonight!!!!!
If you decide to do one I would like to get in if it does not go on too long.
I hope you don't consider this spamming but I thought I would share with ya'll some of my off color humor. This one is on page 3 of HOF and it was so fun spoofing Wanger. He loved it. This is my, uhh........twin sister "Booette" and she has her own page.
LaNell is getting ready for a loooooonnnnng weekend!!! woo hoo!!! ;)
Hope you're having a great time, mimi! I'm ready for the 3-day weekend coming up! Looks like we've got 20 people interested, so far. The more, the merrier, I say. :)
Hi mimi just what is that we would be doing? I have already attended the rolling dustball rally, and scoped out the slicker than sticky doorknob cleaning class, what prerequisites do we need for this wonderful list of events? Can I get a credit on a class if I home schooled with my Aunt Earle? or learnt on the job? like for instance if I was gonna go over there to Aunt Perles to see uh how to uh do like uh Aunt Earle, well could that be uh counted? like the when to use the stove class and stuff? The Dinner Dishes course came natural so I dont need that, I also learnt how to slave over that thing the microwave, yes folks I sure did..It wears me out openin them cans though..and darning them socks as they seem to fly into the trash along with other unwanted you can fix its.. seriously though I would get into the contest but I have no idea what it is were doing, is it making up parodies? Thank you..Love your class list! KansasGirl
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Posted by mimi1212GOLD on June 26, 2008 at 9:25 AM
anyone interested in a comedy contest
if yes just say i'm in
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Reply by grammatea4uGOLD on June 26, 2008 at 10:29 AM
grammatea4u play song tag http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/a719597mimi when is it running from?? i'm gonna be out of town july12th to the 16th..otherwise i'm so in you couldn't keep me away
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 26, 2008 at 10:33 AM
compared to how many join us can't really say what time :)
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Reply by DECbutterflywingsGOLD on June 26, 2008 at 10:44 AM
I WILL BE HERE...
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 26, 2008 at 11:48 AM
come on will be fun :)
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Reply by grammatea4uGOLD on June 26, 2008 at 12:12 PM
grammatea4u play song tag http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/a719597lollllllllllll laughing at your away message..don't sweat petty things..or pet sweaty things...ahhahahahahah mimi too cute..
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Reply by AardvarkBark on June 26, 2008 at 1:15 PM
HAAAAAAAA..SWEATY THINGS...EWWW!! I'M IN...BUT WILL BE GONE FOR 10 DAYS STARTING TOMORROW.
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Reply by HappiwomanGOLD on June 26, 2008 at 4:58 PM
sure...can I use my old songs?...lol
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Reply by amieGOLD on June 26, 2008 at 8:22 PM
oh y not count me in just get back with me when it starts and all....
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 26, 2008 at 10:04 PM
i will be needing fresh songs hon
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 26, 2008 at 10:05 PM
i have decided there will be no eliminations in this contest just special recognitions so i will figure out how many rounds later :)
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 26, 2008 at 10:07 PM
so far those wanting in
grammatea
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
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Reply by nixter206GOLD on June 26, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Count me in........
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Reply by grammatea4uGOLD on June 26, 2008 at 10:24 PM
grammatea4u play song tag http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/a719597ohhhhhhhhhhhhh this is gonna be great...just make sure nixter gives us his beach boys rendition. : )
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Reply by mainelystacGOLD on June 27, 2008 at 12:40 AM
sounds great hun, but I'm gonna be off to the great outdoors for the next 3 days! Will be home sometime on Sunday! By the time I get that done and cleaned up the mess, I'm gonna need a vacation! Maybe next time, but thank you for thinking of me! Hugs!!!
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 27, 2008 at 9:01 AM
Summer Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August 17th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM , location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Reply by caznickyGOLD on June 27, 2008 at 4:18 PM
Ok mimimimi count me in...oh was suppose to say me innnnn...
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Reply by chawk18 on June 27, 2008 at 4:25 PM
innnnnnnnnnnn
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 27, 2008 at 6:08 PM
Let's Go To The Movies(Classics)..Auditions
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/ab2f03b?page=a01dd
it is alot of fun :)
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 27, 2008 at 6:10 PM
so far those wanting in
grammatea
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
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Reply by grammatea4uGOLD on June 27, 2008 at 6:10 PM
grammatea4u play song tag http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/a719597hey there mimi...thanks for putting up the link...folks the deadline for auditions on the movie contest is 10amEST/9amCST/3pmGMT June 28..come over and join us..
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 29, 2008 at 1:42 AM
need more people to start hmmmm
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Reply by Num1gmGOLD on June 29, 2008 at 1:58 AM
I'm in Mimi.......don't want to miss this one
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Reply by caznickyGOLD on June 29, 2008 at 9:01 AM
bumping this and off to work
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Reply by KansasGirl on June 29, 2008 at 10:53 AM
I am imaybe interested in this, can you please specifically tell me what we are to do in the contest, is this singing funny songs, or making up funny sketches, or is it making up funny songs yourself?
Please let us know, those of us who are new at this....
Thank You!
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 29, 2008 at 11:55 AM
it's singing and you don't have to make up songs just be creative with the songs i give ya and have fun
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Reply by cinders831ADMIN on June 29, 2008 at 12:29 PM
Sounds fun I will try if allowed :)
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 29, 2008 at 12:46 PM
so far those wanting in
grammatea
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm
cinders831
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Reply by bad_to_bone on June 29, 2008 at 1:10 PM
im in if its not to late =D
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Reply by peteroseGOLD on June 29, 2008 at 1:30 PM
peterose ahhh the things that go bump in the night!hmmm Wondering if I should do this.
Okay I'm in. LMAO!!!!!
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Reply by LaNellGOLD on June 29, 2008 at 2:54 PM
LaNell is getting ready for a loooooonnnnng weekend!!! woo hoo!!! ;)I'll give it a try, mimi.
I've been contest-free, for the last week....for the first time in months...so I have a little free time now. Also..I love doing silly things & having a good laugh! It's good for the soul! :))
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 29, 2008 at 3:31 PM
so far those wanting in
grammatea
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm
cinders831
badtobone
peterose
lanell
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 29, 2008 at 7:12 PM
hey folks i am going to be away monday nite for a few days so won't start this contest till i get back hope more join -i will be checking in from my friends place though :)
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Reply by SoftGentleBreezeGOLD on June 29, 2008 at 8:40 PM
Count me in Mimi
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 30, 2008 at 12:52 AM
so far those wanting in
grammatea
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm
cinders831
badtobone
peterose
lanell
softgentlebreeze
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Reply by Ugene_The_Flagman on June 30, 2008 at 1:03 AM
why not . beats sitting around ............ lol
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Reply by Ugene_The_Flagman on June 30, 2008 at 1:04 AM
count me in .
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Reply by dannybooGOLD on June 30, 2008 at 1:39 AM
dannyboo tgif!!!! hopefully back later tonight!!!!!If you decide to do one I would like to get in if it does not go on too long.
I hope you don't consider this spamming but I thought I would share with ya'll some of my off color humor. This one is on page 3 of HOF and it was so fun spoofing Wanger. He loved it. This is my, uhh........twin sister "Booette" and she has her own page.
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/profile/overview/a4111968
Da Boo Bear
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Reply by bbpkaraoke on June 30, 2008 at 3:09 AM
Count me in. I love a good parody.
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on June 30, 2008 at 12:29 PM
for the canadians

off to my mini holliday :)
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Reply by tombassingerGOLD on June 30, 2008 at 2:51 PM
Count me in.
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Reply by JayebirdGOLD on June 30, 2008 at 3:04 PM
I think this might be fun. I'm in.
Hey Peter ..... hello. small world when it comes to SS. Linda
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Reply by RoyleFlush on June 30, 2008 at 3:55 PM
Im game for a laugh
Count me in
Audition song - My Ding A Ling
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/watchandlisten/play/b19fc8ec?proceed=9b1c6
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Reply by peteroseGOLD on June 30, 2008 at 5:16 PM
peterose ahhh the things that go bump in the night!LMAO!!! you got that right.
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 1, 2008 at 10:07 AM
i've arrived saftely in st.catherines all is well :)
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 1, 2008 at 10:11 AM
so far those wanting in
grammatea
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm
cinders831
badtobone
peterose
lanell
softgentlebreeze
tombassinger
jayebird
royalflush
kansasgirl (maybe)
no audition song necessary
i have not much time till i get back home
glad people are joining :)
later all
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Reply by bbpkaraoke on July 1, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Count me in.
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Reply by caznickyGOLD on July 1, 2008 at 11:56 AM
glad to see you arrived safely to your destination mimi
have fun...
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Reply by mimi1212GOLD on July 2, 2008 at 2:44 AM
so far those wanting in
grammatea
decbutterflywings
aardvarkbark
happiwoman
amie
nixter
caznicky
chawk
num1gm
cinders831
badtobone
peterose
lanell
softgentlebreeze
tombassinger
jayebird
royalflush
ugenetheflagman
dannyboo
bbpkaraoke
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Reply by LaNellGOLD on July 2, 2008 at 12:04 PM
LaNell is getting ready for a loooooonnnnng weekend!!! woo hoo!!! ;)Hope you're having a great time, mimi! I'm ready for the 3-day weekend coming up!
Looks like we've got 20 people interested, so far. The more, the merrier, I say. :)
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Reply by KansasGirl on July 2, 2008 at 8:59 PM
Hi mimi
just what is that we would be doing?
I have already attended the rolling dustball rally, and scoped out the slicker than sticky doorknob cleaning class, what prerequisites do we need for this wonderful list of events?
Can I get a credit on a class if I home schooled with my Aunt Earle? or learnt on the job? like for instance if I was gonna go over there to Aunt Perles to see uh how to uh do like uh Aunt Earle, well could that be uh counted? like the when to use the stove class and stuff? The Dinner Dishes course came natural so I dont need that, I also learnt how to slave over that thing the microwave, yes folks I sure did..It wears me out openin them cans though..and darning them socks as they seem to fly into the trash along with other unwanted you can fix its..
seriously though I would get into the contest but I have no idea what it is were doing, is it making up parodies?
Thank you..Love your class list!
KansasGirl
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