Are You Lonesome Tonight?
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By MzCookie1 in the Style of Elvis Presley
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I apologize to all the Elvis fans. I've been told Elvis had a good sense of humor so I think he'd get a laugh out of this....Thank you for stopping by for a listen and all comments are appreciated.... Happy Birthday Elvis Are you lonesome tonight? Does your tummy feel tight? Did you bring your rolaids and your tums? Does your memory stray, To that bright sunny day, When you had all your teeth and your gums? Is your hairline receding? Your eyes growing dim? Hysterectomy for her, And it's prostate for him. Does your back give you pain? Do your knees predict rain? Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight? Is your blood pressure up? Good cholesterol down? Are you eating your low fat cuisine? All that oat bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot, Helps you run like a well oiled machine. If it's football or baseball, He sure knows the score. Yes he knows where it's at, but forgets what it's for. He was once so romantic, so witty and smart. How did he turn out to be such a cranky old fart? So don't take any bets It's as good as it gets Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?I