Skip To My Lou (Demo) by hillbilly123

NOT ANOTHER TRAINING XTRYSIZE AGAIN DRILL SARGEENT? THATS RIGHT PLYLE.SHOUTED THE OLD SARGE.LOL, OK SARGE, I SING ABOUT MY GIRL LOU ANN,LOL HEE HEE HEE.GIGGLED PFC GOMEER.OK, WHATEVER PLYLE! SCREAMED THE SARGE. OK GOMEER YOU AT LEAST HAVE A GIRL FRIEND TO SING ABOUT. ALL THE GURLS THINK THE OLE SARGE IS TOO TUFF AND LOUD AND GROUCHY?I DON'T LIKE TO ADMIT IT PLYLE. I GET LONELY BEING A TUFF GUY AND GROUCHY DRILL SARGE. GOMEER ANSWERS. OH DRILL SARGEENT, YOU MAY BE RUFF&TUFF?YET I KNOW THERE MUST BE A LADY SOMEWHERE WHO CAN TOLERATE YOUR LOUD TONSILS AND SMELLY BREATH?BY THE WAY,DO YOU BRUSH AND FLOSS YOUR TEETH SARGEENT?PLYLE ASKED THE SARGE IN TREMBLING VOICE.THATS ENUFF PLYLE! THE OLD SARGE STEAMING HOLDING THE FRONT OF HIS SMOKEY BEAR D.I. HAT. PLYLE YOU GONNA BE ON K.P. NOW TRAINEE FOR ALL THE REST OF THIS BASIC. OH PLEASE SARGEENT,SHIZZAM,SHIZZAM,SHEE ZAMMMM.HOW ABOUT MY GURL, LOU ANN?ASKED GOMEER. SHE CAN HELP YOU IF SHE WANTZ TOO?SO GET BACK TO WORK PFC! I WANT TO SEE THIS MESS HALL SPIC&SPAN BEFORE THE I.G. MAKES A DROP IN VISIT PLYLE.ORDERED THE SARGE.YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE MAY JUMP OUTTA CHOPPER WITH PARACHUTE INTO MESS HALL?NO,NO,NO! SCREAMED THE BAFFLED SARGE. HOW DID YOU GET INTO THIS TUFF&RUFF CORP,PLYLE? GOLLIEEE SARGEENT. I WAS TOLD TO LEARN TO BE A GOOD SOLDIER& DO GOOD CITIZEN JOB.SAYS. THE HEART BROKE PFC. WELL OK PLYLE. I KNOW YOU ARE A GREAT TRAINEE. YES, ANYONE WHO COULD TAKE MY HARASSMENT, WHICH IS THE AUTHORITY ALL WE N.C.O.'S MUST URSURP TO GET YEE IN SHAPE AND ALL, TRAINEE.SLOWLY SPOKEN BY THE DRILL SARGENT.SHIZZAM,GOLLEEE SARGEENT KARTEAR. YOU AINT SO MEAN AFTER ALL.HEE HEE HEE,GIGGLES PLYLE. DON'T THINK I CAN'T MAKE YEE GET OUT THERE RUN A MILE IN 3 MINUTES AND DO 50 PUSHUPS TRAINEE!LOUDLY SCREAMED THE OLD SARGENT!LOL. WELL IF ANYONE KINDA LIKES MY VERSION OF FUNSMILING HERE?PEEZE LET ME KNOW?BYE NOW, WISHING PEACE,JOY,LOVE,HOPE AND GOODNESS TO YEE ALL.FORMER SGT.P.E.BARTON,SR HERE. THEY ARE OTHERS WHO HAVE SAME NAME. YET I'M THE PURDY OLD SARGE DEYERKMAN,LOL! NOYIFY ME, IF YEE ARE RICH AND WOULD LETZ MAKE A FUR FACE FUNNY MOVIE?TAKE TO HOLLYWOOD, IF WE COULD?MAKE SOME BREAD AND PAY BILL. BILLS MUST BE VERY WEALTHY?THEY GET ALL MY MONEY$$$BOO HOO HOO. LOL