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By JimsPlace in the Style of Willie Nelson
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.when was71, my then GF said she didn't want to stay with me anymore. i was hurt and upset. i got in her car (for which i paid) and drove it to the family dollar store which was about a half block away from our house. she told me if i took the car, she would call the police. being the understanding person i am, i got in her car and drove down to the store, parked the car and walked back to the house. when i walked into the house, there were 6-8 cops in the kitchen with my GF. they told me to move . 'I SAID, MOVE ME.' THEY HONORED MY REQUEST, PUT ME IN A CAR AND AWAY I WAS CARTED TO JAIL. SHE SAID I BATTERED HER. WHO DID THEY BELIVE? WHY NOT ME, OF COURSE. I HAVE NEVER HIT HER. OH WELL. I SPENT THREE WEEKS IN AS A GUEST OF THE CITY. SHE FILED TWO RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST ME. any way i came to my senses the first night and forgive her at the eng of the third week, we went to court. she triedto file another restraining order. the judge asked her where her witnesses were. when she could not produce any, he threw the case out of court. i immediately posted bond and went home. she had to let me in because my name was on the lease. WE EVENTUALLY MADE UP, I COMPLETED ANGER MANAGEMENT, AND GOT MARRIED. i took her on a five day cruise followed by a week at disney world.
By JimsPlace in the Style of Martina McBride
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This is the song i wanted to sing for today's challenge. however i was too late. i have developed eye problems and had difficulty seeing the words . i took too long getting them right. i see an eye specialist at Duke monday, maybe my eye will be better next week, will just have to wait.......and see.