I began with SingSnap holding the firm conviction that I would be the only one
with any melody, rhythm, harmony and timing to my name. Ha! Turns out I'm not even in
the top 100,000 (did you know there are 100,001 members here?)! But if I work hard, eat
my veggies and climb one place every day, I'll be sure to make it to superstar by. . .how
many days in a century again?
And if I don't get there, I will at least have eaten my veggies.
That'll be good enough for my 9-year-old (she's so encouraging, because she doesn't
want any left to eat herself). I may release her 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' to the public
someday, but I'd be 100,002 on the list if I did.
I encourage you all to really use my recordings--to chase stray cats away at night (go
ahead, it's okay!). If nothing else, do as Alf recommends (Yes, I remember Alf):
"Have 'em throw the book at this guy, preferably something by James Michener."