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HELVISACHIEVEMENT LEVEL 15

HELVIS' real name is Colin ..........Appearance captures the eyes, but personality captures the heart.. Colin is located in United Kingdom and has been a SingSnap member since March 23, 2007. He has a total of 43 public recordings that have been viewed 17,730 times and 74 achievement points.

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"The greatest gift I ever had
Came from God, and I call him Dad!"
je te le dirai aussi souvent que je dois!

Remember:
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass..
It's about learning to dance in the rain.

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To the world you may only be one person...but to one person you may be there world." For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul."...... well a little about me! i just love to sing! i also help with foster kids, its great fun ! .................................
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!' ..........................................................................................
THIS IS PLEASE DONT STOP LOVING ME !!

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a little 4 year old adopted girl stood up in class ,when asked about her mother.......she said miss i didnt grow inside my new mums tummy...................i grew inside my new mums heart!!
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........this pretty lady is Laura Broad...she has the voice of an ANGEL.. have a listen !! shes AMAZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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.....GOD !!! she has it all !!!! sing it laura babes.

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...he said???...........I Never found the head !!!
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THIS SONG IS PEACE IN THE VALLEY ....................

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heres a few open duets if anyone like to try!!
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b11131f1e
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http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b6b52a20
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http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b3bc8a94
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http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/b9d9ddae
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http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bc1ab070
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THERE ARE NO STRANGERS HERE.......ONLY FRIENDS WE'VE YET TO MEET !!!! ...........................................................................
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take lots of pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. ...........................DON'T BE AFRAID THAT YOUR LIFE WILL END...BE AFRAID THAT IT WILL NEVER BEGIN !!!.
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My best video song.....(iT won the THE ELVIS THREAD 1ST EVER CHALLENGE....... and the ***ELVIS*CONTESTS*2007***!!!)
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John was on his death bed and gasped pitifully............"Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Joe."
"But I thought you hated Joe," she said.
With his last breath, John said,...... "yes I do!"
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A friend is someone who believes in you........even when you,ve ceased to believe in yourself !!!!

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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rome went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,
"Father .. during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favours."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question."
"And what is that?" asked the priest. ...............
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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There are many people that we meet in our lives but only a few will make a lasting impression on our minds and hearts. It is these people that we will think of often and who will always remain friends.!!........( and the real pretty ones .........well they remain in your dreams!!!.....lol)
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, ............I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Singing challenges...!!!
For those of us who do not make it, do not be ashamed...do not be angry, do not be upset, do not feel defeated. The effort each of us displayed was based on the passion that brought us all to where we got. It's important to NEVER lose sight of that passion, because it is what drives us to try a little harder...to give that little extra...and who knows...maybe next time around, ........your Fire will burn a little brighter and take you to the top of ANY challenge !!!
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Elvis once said,i learned very early in life that,without a song,the day would never end,without a song,a man aint got a friend,without a song a road would never bend-with-out a song,so i just keep singing my song.........wtf does that mean ????..lol..
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(this song was picked as one of the winners in mary54,s CD CHALLENGE!!!...)
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he
had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says....

"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"
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(well this song TOM DOOLEY won first prize in the country challenge).......info on the song ...historical event.. The murder of Laura Foster happened just at the end of the Civil War (January 1866) and was committed a few miles from Doc's home in North Carolina. More than sixty years later, Doc, as a young boy, sat by the fireside at home and listened to heated discussions about the case.
Tom Dula was described to Doc as a war hero and an excellent fiddler ,having been a handsome young man in his early twenties at the time of the murder. Local legend tells that both Laura Foster and Annie Melton were in love with Tom, and further that Sheriff Grayson, the man who took him in custody and also drove the horses from beneath him when he was hanged, was jealous of Tom. Some believe that he either committed the murder or helped Ann Melton who is reputed to have murdered Laura Foster out of jealousy. Around Doc's home, there was great sympathy for Tom. Local people who remembered the principals in that case described Laura Foster as "very beautiful... with chestnut curls and merry blue eyes... wild as a buck." (Brown, "North Carolina Folklore" Vol II). An old man from Wilkes County, N. C. said:... "Ann Melton was the purtiest woman I ever looked in the face of. She'd a-been hung too, but her neck was jist too purty to stretch hemp. She was guilty, I knowed hit... 'Ef they'd a-been ary womern on the jury, she'd a-got first degree. Men couldn't look at the woman and keep their heads.".... ( Two years after the murder, Ann was tried and acquitted. Tom had been hanged refusing to implicate her in any way.)
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THIS SONG IS THE 12TH OF NEVER !

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LIFE IS NOT ABOUT HOW MANY BREATHS YOU TAKE,
ITS ABOUT HOW MANY THINGS IN LIFE THAT TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY!!!...
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Two women were golfing. One teed off and they watched as her ball veered off into a green where there was a group of 4 men.
As the women approached the men to retrieve the ball, one of the men was on the ground, clutching his hands at his groin and moaning. The woman apologized profusely and asked him if he was going to be okay. She told him she was a physical therapist and she could "take away" his pain. The man, still on the ground, clutching his hands at his groin said, "No no..that's okay..it'll feel better in a minute."
The woman however took it upon herself to "take away" his pain and massaged his groin. When she was finished she asked him how he felt. The man said...

Well...that DID feel pretty good, but.............. my THUMB still hurts like hell.
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THIS SONG IS LET ME TAKE YOU THROUGH THE STREETS OF LONDON

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A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of breasts?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't.
There are all kinds of breasts depending on a woman's age.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penis,s are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter,
a man goes through three phases in his life. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it s like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree, she asks .........................?"

"Yep, dried up ,and the balls are only there for decoration.!!
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a funny joke to start your day!!

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

The Defendant a Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st ?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Jeffrey died some 30 years ago..

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'horny' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

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Jonny Cash song ...(i did this one night when i was little bored !! I changed the name to...... A BOY NAMED POOH...lol )
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IT MIGHT NOT BE THE PARTY YOU WANTED !!.......BUT WHAT THE HELL ...YOU MIGHT AS WELL DANCE NOW YOU'RE THRERE!! ....LOL
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Goldie a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a Florida beach near Miami.
She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"Hello, sir, how are you?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes," he answered, continuing to read
Goldie persisted. "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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A Son asks his dad the difference between theoratically and realistically..................
Dad says...thats hard but i have an idea.. ask your mum if she would sleep with the milkman for
1 million pound.
Mum says yes.
Dad says... ask your sister if she would sleep with the coalman for 2 million pound.
Sister says yes.
Well there you go son, thats your answer, thoeratically, we are sitting on 3 million pound , but realistically, we are living with 2 slappers.