deelyte's HTML Profile

Listen and DANCE, you know you wanna! lol

Hi!! Welcome to my world. Feel free to browse this intro page...and sign my guestbook up at the top, please! :) My pics are up there too, just kick your shoes off and make yourself at home! I love to laugh, cut up and have fun! I am very smart and I am also very stupid. lol I am as likely to create the problem, as I am to solve it! :P


ABOUT ME: My husband ( Elusive ) and I recently started (about 5 months ago) going to a karaoke bar here in town and getting up and singing. It was fun and we've turned into total karaoke freaks. Ha! My husband is a great guy! You'd be hard pressed to find a better overall human being. He's been my rainbow after years of storms! A true rainbow! The kind that says, "Things will never be this bad again" and they haven't! His family has joined us on here and we've all been having a blast! My father-in-law Elvee , my mother-in-law LindaMarie , and my sister-in-law and her family Cntsfam (on my sister-in-law's page you can find the SS names of her husband and kids!) =) I have three beautiful kids, but only one brave enough to join me on here, my baby Beba09 . I have a daughter Ashley, married to an airforce guy and living with him and her two children in Okinawa! Man, do I miss them. I have a son, Austin, who's almost as big a mess as I am! lol You can see all thier pics down yonder at the bottom in my photo thingee!

I was blessed in this life with two brothers, but no sisters! I always wanted one, but I've had to just make me some sisters out of a few precious friends. :) My older bro (by 13 months), Larry Wayne, died several years ago and there's not a day, and rarely an hour that passes, that I don't think of him. We were like twins and best friends. What a scar he left. I've been limping along every since. He had a voice like you just can't imagine! Beautiful and he sang harmony like honey! He was a crazy person and I've yet to meet a person more fun-loving and uplifting. Jimbuhu's pretty close, though!

My younger brother is shy and quiet, and just the most loyal person in the world. He's an oak and if you ever need a solid, steady person to depend on, he's your guy! He's been in service to his family and his country for years and will be leaving for Iraq! I am crushed about this, and welcome any prayers said on his behalf! He's definitely my HERO!

I'm a native Texan. My family is my world! Love meeting new people, and I love the people I've met on this site, so far. Lots of great people on here who've brightened my days!


I love to sing and I've been singing every since I was a little girl, but not where anyone could hear. Sang with my brother all my life and made several recordings for our mother, but other than that, I've never publically sang...it's taken some getting used to, that's for sure. I sing at work as I do my thing, I sing in the grocery store as I shop, I sing in the car, shower and while doing household chores, but when I stop and think about someone actually hearing it, I nearly panic. It's a weird thing I know, but once you get to know me better, it will seem like the least weird thing about me! lol


I love to laugh! I love to dance! I love to write! I write songs, poems, stories, articles, books, and just about anything you can think of. This just about gives you the big picture of me.

I recently tried my hand at writing parodies of songs, both that I've performed and also ones others have sung. You can find some of them at these links.

My parodies so far:
You Ain't Country Enuf To Drive My Van (You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man)
R-U-N-N-O-F-T (D-I-V-O-R-C-E)
Stalkin' After Midnight (Walkin' After Midnight)
Puttin' On The **** (Puttin' On The Ritz *note this is slightly off-color in case you're easily offended)
I'm An Old Man (Soul Man) Performed by PeteRose
Honey, Please Don't Snore (Honey, Open That Door) Co-wrote With Bill and Bill sang it. :)


My Open Duets, thus far!
Baby (You've Got What It Takes-Brook Benton & Dinah Washington
Reunited-Peaches & Herb
Have You Ever Been Lonely
On My Knees-Janie Fricke & Charlie Rich
As Soon As I Hang Up The Phone- Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
Picture-Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
Mockingbird-Krystal & Toby Keith
Leather and Lace-Stevie Nicks & Don Henley
Does He Love You- Reba McIntyre & Linda Evans (Linda part lookin' for a Reba)
























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