Just a Lonely Single Man Looking for a Loving Lady with a nice car,,a Big KIND heart,, and a full time, good paying job,, or some other means of income to support me in the ways which I am accustomed... :^) lmbo
THIS IS HER DISCRIPTION: INCASE YOU SEE HER OR KNOW HER, OR INCASE YOU "ARE" HER.... LMBO :^) :^) :^)
Must be a good cook, and good house-keeper, must be able to make biscuits, and home made gravy, and southern corn bread, and sweet tea, with real lemon slices on the side of the glass... :^)
Must have a valid drivers liscense, and be able to scratch-out a check in less than three minutes..
Must have no prior living husbands, Must not live in the house of previous husband if widowed, ( I don't want no spook commin' to haint/haunt me...lmbo
Must be able to give a mean Back-Rub, while being gentle at the same time.. :^)
Must be clean, and bathe regularly (DAILY)
Must always wash hands before cooking for me..
Must be optomistic, and hopefull,Must be honest, and trustworthy. Must be non-violent,and Non-Controlling..
Must NOT have cold feet!!!
Must NOT Pass gas in bed, or closed in areas, and Must NEVER bring attention to it when/if she does pass gas..lmbo :^)
Must Not Belch out loud, especially in public.
Must Not chew food with your mouth open (it's sickening) lmbo
Must not chew or smack gum out loud.., or Chew with your mouth open..
Well,, theres a few things...lmbo
i can't even type it with a straight face,,without cracking-up..
I am actually Happily Single,, and I have,,, well,,,, lets just make that Single ok?,, anyway,, I have 2 and 1/2 dogs, and 2 cockatiels, and 3 parakeets..
Also, the neighbors small dog has taken up residency here at my home also,, and when it rains, or is cold outside, or if the other dogs outside or picking on him,, he knows that he has a safe-haven place of refuge right here.. :^)
I just Love animals.. but I can't have cats because of the birds; one of which I have had for 13 years (a cockatiel).. But my mom has cats, and they all Love me, and come running to me whenever I go over to visit her... :^) :^)
Thanks For reading my stuff, and if you need further contact info, for whatever reason ;^) ,^) ,, just let me know... :^) :^)