My wonderful partner The Adorable Violet singing:
What other people are saying about Agent:
"You sound like crap!"
"You look like a spaz!"
"Your voice annoys me big time!"
"Very common, thick ordinary performance little man!"
"You're shirt's on inside out!"
"You are rude!"
"For an Australia, you're really rude!"
"So the whole 'Agent' part of your name? Customer Service Agent? Ha Ha!"
"You must pay people to listen to your songs!"
"OMG....! Talk about a big head!"
"Proof positive that buying expensive mics and other equipment will not make you sing better"
"Stop sneaking glances at the camera to admire your hair!"
"Ugh... get over your self you have no vocal talent!"
"Stop cheating & using a voice machine!"
"You are ruining Singsnap!"
"What's the fuss? I don't get it!"
"I'm done with you!"
"You keep saying you can't sing. Guess what? You can't!"
"You have ruined this song forever!"
"Well at least I got to look at your lovely living room to take my mind off of the horrible noise coming from your mouth"
"Geez! Coulsen's mouth opens so wide when he sings his measley little line it looks as though he will swallow Violet's head in one giant bite. Otherwise Good Job...Violet. Lose the Bobble Head Coulsen though."
"Do NOT try to sing it the way you did it in ANY karaoke venue here in the Tampa Bay area.....at the LEAST you'll be laughed off the stage....at the WORST? You DON'T wanna know."
"Agent's so annoying! Let's kill him!" .....which doesn't really count cos Violet wrote it...!!