Pepsi's Comedy/Novelty Contest - Full & in Progress

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Pepsi_3369

Edited reply by Pepsi_3369GOLD +1

Legends Contest Full & in Progress....Had so much fun singing this one, My Baby Loves Me


Deadline for your 15 FULL song listens and comments is
Sunday 13th January @ 9am singsnap time.
No late listens will be accepted.
Thank you.

Pepsi_3369

Edited reply by Pepsi_3369GOLD +1

Legends Contest Full & in Progress....Had so much fun singing this one, My Baby Loves Me

Good morning my friends,
hope you all had a fantastic fun Friday and looking forward to your weekend.
Thank you so much Lav, Bob and Katherine for your song entries, they have been added to the lists and I can not wait to start with my listens to this amazing comedy concert that we have going on right here.
In the 5 years that I have been hosting I think I have only hosted one or two comedy contests and I have to stay this one is the best one ever. You are such an amazing talented fun group of friends that have come together to show off your skills and humor eachother. It's fantastic.
Time for a late breakfast here lol then I will be back to start on my listens.
Thank you all so much for keeping the thread alive and kicking while I was away in dream land.
Let the fun continue
hugssss n love
Karen

Pepsi_3369

Reply by Pepsi_3369GOLD +1

Legends Contest Full & in Progress....Had so much fun singing this one, My Baby Loves Me

I brought this story over from the previous page as I don't want anyone to miss what Don FLwingnut had written. This is fantastic Don, huge smile on my face here and I had to put down my Cappuccino before I spilt it everywhere because I was laughing so much. lol

This story pretty much relates to the songs in this contest :

SHORT SONG STORY:

I live in this krazy neighborhood in Mississippi and I swear the neighbors are nuts.

One is an Old Dustman named Pepsi that is always complaining about things like his Ache Breaky back, and he can barely Make It Through The Yard.
We keep telling him to go and see Doctor April cuz she is almost Like A Surgeon

Another neighbor thinks he is King Tut, but he must be Lonesome at night cuz he is always lookin for someone or something, Married, Gay or Dead to share his double bed, I mean I've seen everything from a Mississippi Squirrel to Six White Boomers

Another neighbor I swear Steals Cars cuz he has people stopping by and using pass codes like Gemme Dat Ding , so, I'm pretty sure he is not just collecting Spiders and Snakes

My Parents sent my little brother to camp and the very first full day there he was on the phone crying to Muddah And Faddah to bring him back home cuz there were No Bananas and his Bologna didn't have a first name and the consolers had told him to shut up and Eat It

One of the guys that stays in the Motel down the street we think has an obsession with the lady on the next block cuz every evening around midnight she says he calls her and wants to bring over some Bread And Butter and Shaving Cream and I swear I have seen him Streak which is enough to give me an Earache in My Eye

On the other side of the street is a free Spirit In The Sky, They call her Cow Patty, I don't know why, but Mama She's Lazy and she sure has some strange visitors, like this guy they call Along Came Jones,
Gitarzan Man shows up every once in awhile and plays for or with her ?? and Ernie THe Fastest Milkman I'm sure delivers just a little more than milk ??

OH, ME ??? I have this thing for my next door neighbor, I call her The Bee Song cuz she is always buzzing around singing something.
They have threatened to Take Me Away cuz I keep Blowing Kisses to her when all I really want is for her to Show Them To Me !!

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Pucker Up Wingnut

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Here's One For You .... Mikeeeee

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Workin' out......Senior Citizen Version

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Git Yer Clothes On......

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Show Dem Thangs

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Doctor Aprill Must Be Busy In Surgery....

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Janet Must Be Busy Too....

FLwingnutLEVEL 66

Reply by FLwingnutGOLD +15

LEENY, YOU DO KNOW YOUR MY SECREAT LOVE, RIGHT ????

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Karen's Dustman's Gone High Tech.....

lindy_annLEVEL 91

Reply by lindy_annPATRON

Don't be pushed around by fears in your mind, Be led by the dreams in your heart.

Good morning Bestie, and all my Pepsi family and friends.

Calling Dr. Aprill, I have a headache

Love Don's story, so creative. Great job my friend !!!!!!!

Waving at Leeny she always has such great graphics.

Took some medicine, low I am going to get some more listens in.

Happy Saturday everyone

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Oh We're Gonna Be In Big Doggy Doo Doo When The Pepsi Girl Returns.....

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

I've Been a Busy Little Bad Bad Bee..... Tee Hee

LeenyBee

Edited reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Dr. Aprill's Scrubbin' Up Melanie!
She said take two solo cups full of Gin Try to Stop Laughin'

wayne1956LEVEL 85

Reply by wayne1956GOLD +1

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.

Does the Dr. Demento show still exists?
He has a whole show right here he could play!!!!

Great Job Everyone!!!! Loving it!

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Hey Don, how ya gonna get your new set of pearly whites if ya don't let the Dentist pull that tooth.... Geesh

Pepsi_3369

Reply by Pepsi_3369GOLD +1

Legends Contest Full & in Progress....Had so much fun singing this one, My Baby Loves Me

Good morning/afternoon my friends, looks like your all misbehaving and I love it hahahhhahaha
I have had my hands full here with Wesley and making more Youtube Videos with him and getting them uploaded as I promised him lastnight
He loves making videos as many of you know so it was alot of work trying to edit and put them all together in the right place lol
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Hope you soon feel better Bestie and Leeny we can always count on you and Don for the funny pics lol
Love em all.
Have caught up on my listens and all of you have done a brilliant job, it's been a blast listening to you all and seeing another side to many of you and a very creative side too I must add.
Thank you all again for participating, the awards will be posted tomorrow after the listens deadline and I wish you all a Super Saturday.
I have to scoot off again now to get the dinner on but will pop back in later on.
Hugsss n love to you all
Karen

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Dr. Demento looks suspiciously like Wingnut..... LOL

TexasTomLEVEL 72

Reply by TexasTomPATRON

OK Gang.... Is YOUR mind in the gutter? We shall see...
.

Moe2

Reply by Moe2GOLD

Just finished the playlist and I just don't know, Karen. I'm feeling a little embarrassed to be associated with this nutty crew....LOL

Nah! Loved every song and got so many laughs that my sides hurt.

Absolutely loved this contest. Such fun. Kudos to everyone!

Moe2

Edited reply by Moe2GOLD

OK Gang.... Is YOUR mind in the gutter? We shall see...
.
TexasTom

Hey Tom! When I sang in elderly care homes, I used to sing the original called 'Sweet Violets'. Nothing like this though but still a little suggestive. Oh and I never make assumptions...

MichaelD2606LEVEL 52

Reply by MichaelD2606GOLD

Hey everyone!!! I just wanted to say this was a lot of fun and I enjoyed the craziness. Hopefully I will become friends with many of you. A lot of talented people here!!! Have a great weekend everyone!!!

JamaicaJimLEVEL 62

Reply by JamaicaJimGOLD

A big Thank You to those who sent me the anonymous greetings - every good wish is appreciated!

Hey Don, how ya gonna get your new set of pearly whites if ya don't let the Dentist pull that tooth.... GeeshLeenyBee

Ohhhh, this hits sooo close to home. I broke a bridge 2 1/2 months ago. They had to pull 10 teeth. Have new choppers on upper, gettin partial on bottom. Hurts like @#$%!!

Pauline_RainaLEVEL 76

Edited reply by Pauline_RainaGOLD

Hi Karen Hi All

Just got done with listens. .

Ace entertainment for sure !!!!!!,!

Enjoyed every listen!!!!

Be back tomorrow for more!!!!

Enjoy the rest of the day y'all !!!!

Me_Joyce

Reply by Me_JoyceGOLD +11

Thanks y'all, for the Username, the Red Hearts & the Blue Hearts. I have the bestest friends.

I've listened to everyone....Now I am off, to enjoy the sunshine, while it's here... Have a great day..

Pepsi_3369

Reply by Pepsi_3369GOLD +1

Legends Contest Full & in Progress....Had so much fun singing this one, My Baby Loves Me

Hi ya everyone,
just had dinner and watched Tom's video which I had seen before but I still had a good laugh and yep headphones where on and Wesley is upstairs playing lol So had the chance to hit play lol
Mind you some of the advert that are on our Dutch tv before 8pm are not for his eyes lol
But I guess the Dutch are very open minded people lol They even have a kids school in Amsterdam which is situated in the Red Light District which I feel is totally wrong but it's been there for years and years and I guess they just don't take any notice to what is hanging out in those windows lol
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Michael it's great having you here too and so glad that you and everyone is loving the craziness in here.
It's nice to let our hair down once in a while or even change hair styles aye Joyce? lol I would of loved to have tried your outfit out my friend, you looked the part. My hat is off to you.
Time for me to pop off again and get Wes tucked up in bed.
No rest for the wicked here lol
I will try and get back in again before heading off to bed myself.
If I don't make it, I wish you all a wonderful evening and keep on laughing and smiling my friends
Hugsss n love
Karen

_PARADISE_808LEVEL 54

Reply by _PARADISE_808GOLD +1

Good morning...well in Hawaii it’s morning..lol...gonna finish my listens now....KELLY

lindy_annLEVEL 91

Reply by lindy_annPATRON

Don't be pushed around by fears in your mind, Be led by the dreams in your heart.

Getting my listens in while watching my grandson. If I haven't gotten to you yet, I promise I will before the end of the night

JamaicaJimLEVEL 62

Reply by JamaicaJimGOLD

A big Thank You to those who sent me the anonymous greetings - every good wish is appreciated!

Looks like I missed the Pepsi girl, but I know she goes back on the thread & finds all the goodies. So here's a gem. You know the term 'Redneck' describes a lot of people. Some good, some bad, but ALL interesting! Here's an example:

From A Mother With Love
Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

LeenyBee

Reply by LeenyBeeGOLD +11

Thank Y'all For The Love...... SWEET!

Well that's some dang good news there Jim, it's a cryin' shame though that all that mighty fine shine went ta waste.... musta bin quite the send off fer Uncle Pete...

FLwingnutLEVEL 66

Reply by FLwingnutGOLD +15

Leeny I didn't know you kept that was that our 8 th grade picture ?

lindy_annLEVEL 91

Reply by lindy_annPATRON

Don't be pushed around by fears in your mind, Be led by the dreams in your heart.

I have listened to everyone. Please, if I missed you let me know it definitely wasn't intentionally.

Thanks to you all for putting a smile on my face and making my day.

Sweet dreams everyone
Melinda

MichaelD2606LEVEL 52

Reply by MichaelD2606GOLD

I’m pretty sure I listened to everyone as well. Great job everybody!!! Best of luck to all and to all a good night!!!

Your fellow snapper,

Michael P

SugarBabe4uLEVEL 92

Reply by SugarBabe4uGOLD +4

Dreams are the Wishes the Heart desires the most:)

Fantastic out of this world comedy contest!! I laughed so hard my sides
are going to hurt for a week lol:)

JamaicaJimLEVEL 62

Reply by JamaicaJimGOLD

A big Thank You to those who sent me the anonymous greetings - every good wish is appreciated!

I think I got to everyone ....if I have left a comment and it says thanks for your visit ...& you haven't visited me yet.....it's OK. I put that on all my comments so I don't forget to thank everyone (At my age I do forget sometimes. LOL), and if I missed you, remind me when you visit me. G'nite all. God bless & huggs my Pepsi family, Jim.

Pepsi_3369

Edited reply by Pepsi_3369GOLD +1

Legends Contest Full & in Progress....Had so much fun singing this one, My Baby Loves Me

Good morning my friends,
once again I am sat here smiling as I read through the posts and Jim I love the story just too funny my friend.
I want to thank you all so much from the bottom of my heart for all your listens and comment on each others songs. It sure has been a lively funny contest and one I will be doing again that's for sure.
You don't see many Comedy Contests and I feel it's nice once in a while to let our hair down and just go with the flow lol
I will be heading off now to get the awards made up for you all and present them to you at around 9am singsnap time.
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I think I should print off my banner up there and post it on Wesley's bedroom door lol
He is always up at 6 every morning and yep weekends too lol We never need set an alarm as we have Wesley bless his heart.
Thank you all again and wishing you all a wonderful Sunday.
Hugssss n love
Karen

Pepsi_3369

Reply by Pepsi_3369GOLD +1

Legends Contest Full & in Progress....Had so much fun singing this one, My Baby Loves Me

Hostess Contribution Song
Pepsi_3369
My Old Man's A Dustman - Lonnie Donegan
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c47b62de1
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They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa! (on cam)
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b5176014
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01. JamaicaJim
Are You Lonesome Tonight (Senior citizen version)
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b9b1821e5
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02. lindy_ann
Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Ray Stevens
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b66f4dd85
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03. GreenTractors
The Motel Song - Ray Stevens
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c2ab53e65
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04. Aprill
Like A Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/bebad35f5
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05. countryfan1959
Eat It - Weird Al
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b58d29d35
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06. TexasTom
She Thinks I Steal Cars - Pinkard & Bowden
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b9a300bd5
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07. JamesA9805
Ache Breaky Song - Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/bcb8eae75
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08. _PARADISE_808
The Streak - Ray Stevens
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/af6a58205
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09. FLwingnut
Every Man That I Love Is Either Married, Gay Or Dead - Kacey Jones
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b3870cc25
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10. Moe2
Yes! We Have No Bananas - Billy Jones
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/bcb055ab5
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11. Music_Lover-1934
Gimme Dat Ding - Pipkins
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/ba845ec95
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12. AnnD3470
Six white Boomers - Australian/Traditional
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b186c60d5
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13. Pauline_Raina
Hello Muddah Hello Faddah
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b37d59e95
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14. SugarBabe4u
My bologna - Weird Al Yankovic
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b582f30c5
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15. ricky_dale
Along Came Jones - Ray Stevens
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/bca94be95
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16. muffie
It's Me Again Margaret - Ray Stevens
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b1a40aa25
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17. omazula
Shaving Cream - Benny Bell
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/baaae8925
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18. Dtip55
Bread And Butter - The NewBeats
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b57cdb1d5
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19. CarstenS7445
They re coming to take me Away ha ha ha ha - Napoleon XIV
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b38c33265
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20. MgSacto
Blow Me A Kiss - The Bob & Tom Band
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b99712725
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21. donnica59
Spiders & Snakes - Jim Stafford
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b49405325
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22. wayne1956
Cow Patti - Jim Stafford
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b6677e5d5
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23. Rich66_
Show Them To Me - Rodney Carrington
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b16ea7dc5
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24. Me_Joyce
King Tut - Steve Martin and The Toot Uncommons
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/ba8173df5
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25. EnioPedrozo
Spirit In The Sky - Gareth Gates & The Kumars
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/bbba323d5
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26. LeenyBee
The Bee Song (Busy Bee) - Arthur Askey
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b5a6e9875
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27. Sylviapl65
Help Me Make It Through The Yard - Pinkard and Bowden
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b8b25b575
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28. MichaelD2606
Earache My Eye - Cheech and Chong
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/bcbb26595
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29. Katherinep
Gitarzan - Ray Stevens
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b072ae1a5
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30. foxmyister
Ernie (the fastest milkman in the west) - Benny Hill
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b59a09a95
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31. Lavender79
Mama She's Lazy - Pinkard and Bowden
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c4b50bd95
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Pepsi_3369

Reply by Pepsi_3369GOLD +1

Legends Contest Full & in Progress....Had so much fun singing this one, My Baby Loves Me

I'm back and going to get this page flipped over as there are a lot of awards to be posted