FUNNY HOROSCOPES

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My name is Poppy. I am just a simple nutter. I've kept a page of crazy Horoscopes for almost 4 decades now. It just stuck with my other useless files of magazine pages, & newspaper clippings I've collected through the years. Each time I see this page, I would promise myself that I would share it. Then I get distracted or the website I mean to share it on doesn't seem game to stuff like this. Well, I think I found the perfect home for it here in Singsnap where the readers particularly on this Message Board category would be game and would laugh along with me. If you are not a laugher, and you are not in a good mood right now, I suggest, you leave. haha. I like funny people and not many of them really express themselves genuinely for fear of killjoys and party poopers. Try to express yourself here without using profanity. That is my challenge to you, make me and our fellow singsnappers laugh without any other agenda except for the simple joy of being silly. Ohhhh, and I welcome silly songs. Oh joy! Poppy

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UPDATED AND CURRENT LINKS FOR 2018!! CLICK A LINK TO JOIN A BOARD AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!

POPPYCATS DAILY & WEEKEND ROMANCE
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/forum/topic/c11e5ce6?lastPage=9b1c6#last

BLUES, BALLADS, AND BIG BANDS!
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/forum/topic/bd19e946?lastPage=9b1c6#last

POPPY'S LISTENING CLUB - FEATURING THE COLOR PODS
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/forum/topic/b3113c06?lastPage=9b1c6#last

LANGUAGE INTERNATIONAL W/ MODERATORS
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/forum/topic/b31bb926

WANT MORE LISTENERS?
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/forum/topic/b61db11e?lastPage=9b1c6#last

FUNNY HOROSCOPES
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/forum/topic/b91dfad2?lastPage=9b1c6#last

CELEBRATIONS, PARTIES, GOOD TIMES!
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/forum/topic/b51afa4c?lastPage=9b1c6#last

WANNA BE ON OUR BIRTHDAY LIST? SEND A PM TO TDC AND BE ADDED!!

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WE'RE CELEBRATING POPPY'S BIRTHDAY!! NOW THROUGH 4TH! CLICK THE BANNER ABOVE TO BE TAKEN TO THE PARTY!!

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED


An Invitation: You can share your romantic songs this weekend in two forums!
If you're not feeling romantic, we also have SHARE banners for you! Poppycat hugs!
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Listening Club
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/forum/topic/b3113c06?lastPage=9b1c6#last
Weekend Romance
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/forum/topic/c11e5ce6?lastPage=9b1c6#last

Poppy

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED

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I have been on FaceBook and the phone almost continually since yesterday - THIS *IS THE KIND OF BUSY I LIKE TO BE:: An awesome way to get 2019 rolling in happiness: I now have Grandchild #9!! Yippy!!..

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED

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WHAT TO SING THERE TODAY?
BLUES, SOUL, R&B, STANDARDS!

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I am a Taurien through and through!!!

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Poppy

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED


CLICK TO JOIN AND SUBMIT NEW OR OLD RECORDINGS!

Poppy

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED


Wanted: Romantic songs, old or new recordings! Join us now! Get listened to!

Poppy

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED


OFF I GO.........INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER...............

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED

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My personal Herman favourite.....ha ha ha lol

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Taurus
Birth date: 20 April - 20 May

Whilst occasionally malodorous, Taureans are reknowned for their good sense of humor and their ability to laugh at the strangest things, even funny horoscopes. Of particular use in a Taureans faculties, is his/her ability to pick winning lottery numbers. Regarding this, science tells us that Taureans are at least as likely as other lucky people to win often and plentifully. Taurus generally likes to think they have "lucky numbers" and they are usually between 1 and 20.

Most restaurants are owned by Taureans and some of these are very successful. Other popular occupations for Taureans include: teachers, doctors, waste-disposal-experts, climbers, builders, plumbers, computer programmers, funeral directors and Ronald McDonald impersonators.

Elves are all born Taureans due to the Elf mating season being only a few days long towards the end of July. This interesting fact means that the average height of the Taurus male is around 4ft 3in, whilst the female average is approximately 3ft 9in.

With a good sense of humor that works as an enabler against their height deficiency, Taureans are said to be excellent lovers but for some unknown reason, lousy dancers.

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED

A WARM WELCOME, LAKEMAN! THANKS FOR YOUR POSTING! NOW, TDC AND I HAVE COMPANY!

Poppy

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED





**********September 2 to the 5th**********
CLICK THE GUITAR TO JOIN US!

Poppy

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WEEKEND ROMANCE IS HERE! POPPYCATS DAILY, OLD & NEW RECORDINGS ACCEPTED





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