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DannyR1311LEVEL 66

Reply by DannyR1311GOLD +1

Awesome joke again, Danny-Boy! I love 'em, and it's the BEST way to kick-start my day when I have a joke from you to get me started!! YOU ROCK!
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I'm getting ready to listen to all songs and update our September playlist and am looking forward to hearing those duets. But, they don't fit the guidelines for our "Saturday Duets with Lisa Oncor Event", so I won't be able to include those on our playlist for that. If you have the time and can duet with another Peanut Pal and also find another SingSnapper to duet "Love Will Keep Us Alive" with - you'll have the perfect two entries for this challenge! .

PRE-RECORDS ARE HAPPILY ACCEPTED!

TDC

Hi Rose, I did submit 2 duets, though neither one is,"Love Will Keep Us Alive". 'Hope the ones I submitted are okay by you! They're in the reply that's just before, and above the reply that contains today's joke!

TDCLEVEL 103

Reply by TDCPATRON

Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!

WELCOME TO ALL PEANUTS 2020!! HERE IS OUR DIRECTIONS & MISSION STATEMENT!!!

HERE'S THE LOW DOWN HERE AT "ASSORTED PEANUTS":
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1. To be an official member of this board you must be approved first in order to post.
2. Please send a PM to TDC and request to be allowed membership.
3. Upon approval you will become a Full Fledged "NUTTER BUTTER" and be allowed to post here.
4. Anyone who attempts to post BEFORE APPROVAL, will have their post deleted until approval is granted. This type of approval system is in place not to exclude anyone, but instead to protect the feelings of those here who have been hurt by rude, uncalled for, and malicious treatment on other SS boards in the past.
5. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA.
6. NEVER say anything hurtful on the board to any member! Instead, if you need to air any NEGATIVE feelings, please do so in a PM to the person you wish to talk to and get things resolved privately and off-board. Thanks so much for being considerate of others!
7. Colored fonts are reserved for moderators ONLY, so please refrain from using colored text so as not to confuse the reader.
8. ONLY TDC, THE NUT NANNY is allowed to re-post or quote OFFICIAL ASSORTED PEANUTS Bannering! You may, however re-post and/or quote one another!
9. ALISA AND DEBS have been given special permission to bring board info over to a new page if they are here when we have a page flip. Thanks PEANUTS!!

You will find this a place where you can say sing or joke about nearly every subject without fear of judgement...Our ultimate aim is to make this a safe haven for folks to relax in an ALL INCLUSIVE NON-JUDGMENTAL atmosphere of fun and honesty.

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Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!

**OFFICIAL MIXED NUTS & REGAL DESIGNATIONS**
**( FONDLY REFERRED TO AS NUT NICS )**

1. CAP25 ~ TIMMY ~ CAPADANIA PEANUT
2. TDC ~ SHERI ~ CASHEW
3. KAREBLBLT ~ KAREN ~ PINENUT

Honor Karen & All Singsnap Angels Here:
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/bba41c4ff

4. CAJUNQUEENBEE ~ BEE ~ PECAN
5. LITTLEVIETH ~ KURTIS ~ PISTACHIO
6. STARFIRE411 ~ CINDI ~ HAZELNUT
7. LINDI ~ QUEENSLAND CASHEW
8. BETHYBUG777 ~ BETH ~ ENGLISH WALNUT
9. SINGIN-PEANUT2014 ~ DONNA ~ ACORN
10. RAGTIME108 ~ RON ~ CANDLENUT
11. NUTTYPEANUT ~ ROASTED-PEANUT BUTTER
12. BLINI ~ SWEET CHESTNUT
13. BEEVEE ~ BEV ~ CORNNUT
14. BREENIE ~ COCONUT
15. NASHWARLOCK ~ BEECHNUT
16. HATTRICK ~ CHRIS ~ BREADNUT
17. SINGING_KIMMIE_1967 ~ KOLA NUT
18. CORNDOLLY ~ SUE ~ ENGLISH CHESTNUT
19. COFF33B3AN ~ AURIEL ~ MONGONGO
20. TEXASSKY (SONYAKAY72 or SKYTEXAS) ~ SONYA ~ ALMOND
21. SQUIRT72 ~ KIM ~ FILBERT
22. MILLENNIA ~ SANDIE ~ ARECA NUT
23. KALIFORNIAKOWGIRL ~ GAIL ~ WILD KARUKA
24. HELCRIS ~ HELEN ~ RED BOPPLE NUT
25. BRITTS ~ GAIL ~ HEARTNUT
26. KNOTTYGIRLS ~ TINA ~ SHAGBARK HICKORY
27. KNOTTYGIRLS ~ TARA ~ SHELLBARK HICKORY
28. DEBS57 ~ DEBS ~ MALABAR CHESTNUT
29. MIKMARMAR ~ KIM ~ JOHNSTONE RIVER ALMOND
30. MISSWILLIE ~ SMOKED ALMOND
31. SILKTOUCH ~ JACKIE ~ KARUKANUT
32. SUPERGEORDIE ~ PAUL ~ NUTCRACKER
33. DRSWOODARD ~ MAURICE ~ DEEKANUT
34. DRSWOODARD - NANCY - SUGAR ROASTED DEEKANUT
35. Lisa_Caley ~ alisa 0R LISA ~ CHILEAN HAZELNUT
36. Bear50 ~ BLACK WALNUT
37. ANNA-REA ~ PARANA PINE NUT
38. JUST-KC-1966 - MARIA - SUNFLOWER SEED
39. TANAMA - TERESA - BURRAWANG NUT
40.BUTTERCUP - PARADISE NUT
41. ANDREAR8778 - ANDREA - CARPATHIAN WALNUT
42. SW11 - GeGe -GABON NUT
43. SOULFULSTRUTTER - PAULA - QUEENSLAND MACADAMIA
44. DJCUB75 - SCOTT - CHILGOZA pine
45. Baby_Bird - NIKKI - STONE PINE NUT
46. BIGCOUNTRY68 - ANTHONY - SWEET CHESTNUT
47. DEJAHERE - DEJA - KURRAJONG NUT
48. BILL-WOLFSONG - BILL - EUROPEAN HAZEL NUT

Honor Wolfy & All Singsnap Angels Here:
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/bba41c4ff

49. JC4U - JOYCE - BROWNSUGAR GLAZED ALMOND
50. DEEGOLDEN - DEE - CHILGOZA PINE NUT
51. T2CLOSE - TIM - MONKEY-PUZZLE NUT
52. Jerry_Douglas_Jr - TOO-TALL ( Scott) - LITCHI NUT
53. ketuckytrue - Marlene - GRAPENUT
54. JulieW2119 -JULIE- FLAX SEED
55. Singingsweetly - Susan - Sweet Corn Nut
56. LAVENDER79 - LAV- Pumpkin Seed
57. DANNYR1131- DANNY - CALIFORNIA GRAPE NUT
58. LOUIELUA - LOUIE - LUA WOODNUT
59. KENNY70SINGER - ILENUT
60. RON2020 -SPYNUT
61. MYSTERIOUS-SOPRANO - MARNUT
62. AKASHAMOONSHADOW - AKASHANUT
63. LENNYV - TUNEMAN NUT
64. SWEETSUEJUSTYOU - IRENE -WORDNUT
65. APRILBLACK - LU - FRIENDSHIP NUT
66. LADYLINDA - LINDA - CROWN NUT

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1.) * IN MEMORIUM*
KAREBLBLT ~ KAREN ~ PINENUT
FEB 22nd
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2.) BUTTERCUP - PARADISE NUT
MARCH 13
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3.) HELCRIS ~ HELEN ~ RED BOPPLE NUT
MARCH 27
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4.) DEBS ~ MALABAR CHESTNUT ~
APRIL 2
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5.) LENNYV - TUNEMAN NUT
APRIL 2
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6.) * IN MEMORIUM*
BILL - EUROPEAN HAZEL NUT - SCOTLAND
APRIL 3
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7.) AKASHA - AKASHANUT
APRIL 17
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**** @@@@****@@@@****
ESTABLISHED: April 30, 2015!! OUR PEANUTTY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY PARTY!!
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8.) MELLENNIA ~ SANDIE ~ ARECA NUT
MAY 1st
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9.) ** Cap25 ~ TIMMY ~ CAPADANIA PEANUT ~ OTTAWA, CANADA
MAY 15th** BOARD FOUNDER **
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10.) Jerry_Douglas_Jr - TOO-TALL ( Scott) - LITCHI NUT
MAY 22nd
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11.) MISSWILLIIE ~ WILLIE ~ SMOKED ALMOND
JUNE 1ST
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12.) SONYAKAY72 ~ ALMOND ~
JUNE 21st
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13.) KALIFORNIAKOWGIRL ~ GAIL ~ WILD KARUKA ~ Califronia
JUNE 24th
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14.) DEJA - KURRAJONG NUT
JULY 9TH
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15.) SUPERGEORDIE ~ PAUL ~ NUTCRACKER
JULY 12th
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16.) CORNDOLLY ~ SUE ~ English Chestnut
JULY 17th
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17.) BEAR50 ~ BLACK WALNUT
JULY 19th
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18.) DRSWOODARD *NANCY* ~ NIFTY NANCY ~ SUGAR ROASTED DEEKANUT
JULY 25th
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19.) DRSWOODARD ~ SUPERDOC~ DEEKANUT
JULY 28th
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20.) SINGIN_PEANUT2014 ~ ACORN
AUG 6th
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21.) MAR - MARNUT
AUG. 6th
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22.) KENTUCKYTRUE - GRAPENUT
AUG. 11TH
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23.) T2CLOSE - TIM - MONKEY-PUZZLE NUT
AUG. 12th
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24.) ANNA-REA - PARANA PINE NUT
AUG. 18th
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25.) BIGCOUNTRY68 - ANTHONY - SWEET CHESTNUT
AUG. 29th
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26.) LOUIE - LUA WOODNUT
AUG. 30th
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27.) LINDI_4 ~ LINDI - CANDLENUT - OTTAWA, CANADA
SEPT 3rd
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28.) Baby_Bird - NIKKI - STONE PINE NUT
SEPT12th
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29.) ** TDC ~ SHERI *THE NUT NANNY* ~ CASHEW ~ FLORIDA, USA
SEPTEMBER 20th
** BOARD FOUNDER **

30.) CAJUNQUEENBEE ~ BEE ~ PECAN
SEPT 26th
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31.) SOULFULSTRUTTER - PAULA - QUEENSLAND MACADAMIA
OCTOBER 3RD

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32.) MIKMARMAR ~ KIM ~ JOHNSTONE RIVER ALMOND
OCTOBER 19th
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33.) ANDREA - CARPATHIAN WALNUT -
OCTOBER 23rd
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34.) LITTLEVIETH ~ KURTIS ~ PISTACHIO
OCT 25th
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35.) ALISA ~ LISA ~ CHILEAN HAZELNUT
OCTOBER 25th
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36.) DJCUB75 - SCOTT - CHILGOZA PINE NUT
NOVEMBER 12th
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37.) BETHYBUG138 ~ ENGLISH WALNUT, Mass., USA
NOVEMBER 17th
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38.) SILKTOUCH ~ JACKIE ~ KARUKANUT
NOVEMBER 20th
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39.) JC4U - JOYCE - BROWNSUGAR GLAZED ALMOND
DECEMBER 20th
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40.) LAVENDER79 - LAV - PUMPKIN SEED
DECEMBER 27TH
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41.) HATTRICK ~ CHRIS ~ BREADNUT
DECEMBER 30th
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42.) COFF33B3AN ~ AURIEL ~ MONGONGO
DEC 31st
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43.)

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Edited reply by TDCPATRON

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Edited reply by TDCPATRON

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WELCOME ASSORTED PEANUTS TO OUR EVERY OTHER SATURDAY
DUETS with LISA
ONCOR EVENT!
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#1 ~ YOU MAY SING ANY DUET WITH ANYONE HERE
AT ASSORTED PEANUTS -
**THIS WEEK YOUR DUET SONG CHOICE MUST BE FROM THE ROCK GENRE**
#2 ~ IN ADDITION SING THIS DUET WITH ANY SINGSNAP FRIEND
OF YOUR CHOICE
**LOVE WILL KEEP US ALIVE by THE EAGLES**
BE SURE TO USE THE SPECIAL ENTRY BANNERS PROVIDED FOR EACH SONG
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DUET THESE 2 SONGS AND POST THEM BACK HERE AT ASSORTED PEANUTS
BEGINS NOW, TODAY SEPTEMBER 26, 2020 AND ENDS SUNDAY,
SEPTEMBER 27, 2020 AT 6:00PM
EVERYONE WHO COMPLETES THIS SATURDAY DUETS WITH LISA CHALLENGE
WILL RECIEVE AN EPIC AWARD TO POST ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!
**** HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FUN AND ENJOY THIS FIRST INSTALLMENT OF
OUR ONCOR EVENT DEDICATED TO OUR SWEET ALISA!****!

PRE-RECORDS ARE HAPPILY ACCEPTED!

FOR DUET #1 - "Duet with another Peanut"

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FOR DUET #2: " Duet song - Love Will Keep Us Alive"

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FROM ALISA: THANK YOU!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND MY NUTTY BUDDIES!
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TDCLEVEL 103

Edited reply by TDCPATRON

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TDCLEVEL 103

Edited reply by TDCPATRON

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DannyR1311 & Millennia
SENTIMENTAL ME
ELVIS PRESLEY
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c16f23ba7

DannyR1311 & Tricia1958
HOW'S THE WORLD TREATING YOU
ALISON KRAUSS/JAMES TAYLOR
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c3a7c154d
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I'm getting ready to listen to all songs and update our September playlist and am looking forward to hearing those duets. But, they don't fit the guidelines for our "Saturday Duets with Lisa Oncor Event", so I won't be able to include those on our playlist for that. If you have the time and can duet with another Peanut Pal and also find another SingSnapper to duet "Love Will Keep Us Alive" with - you'll have the perfect two entries for this challenge! .

PRE-RECORDS ARE HAPPILY ACCEPTED!

Hi Rose, I did submit 2 duets, though neither one is,"Love Will Keep Us Alive". 'Hope the ones I submitted are okay by you! They're in the reply that's just before, and above the reply that contains today's joke!

Everyone's songs plus any songs they duet for our Challenge will all be included on the September Peanuts Playlist, so these will definitely go into that playlist.
But - as I wrote before:
"But, they don't fit the guidelines for our "Saturday Duets with Lisa Oncor Event", so I won't be able to include those on our playlist for that. If you have the time and can duet with another Peanut Pal and also find another SingSnapper to duet "Love Will Keep Us Alive" with - you'll have the perfect two entries for this challenge!"
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Pre-records are fine too, if you're lucky enough to have a duet sung with anyone of our ASSORTED PEANUTS members ( Rock Genre, Please! ) and/or have a duet with anyone on SingSnap of "Love Will Keep Us Alive."

TDCLEVEL 103

Reply by TDCPATRON

Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!

My girlfriend sent me a joke not as good as yours, Danny (**wink**), but I thought it was cute...
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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."

TDCLEVEL 103

Edited reply by TDCPATRON

Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!


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1. LOUIELUA a DUET with our host TDC
BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER/ELVIS AND LISA MARIE
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c2974b989
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Self duet -louielua
LOVE WILL KEEP US ALIVE/ EAGLES
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c2b09d6f9
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2. debra57 & TDC
Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/ba85e19e9
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debra57 & mickeyd9270
Love Will Keep Us Alive - Eagles
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b86463569
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3. YOUR NAME
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4. YOUR NAME
SONG TITLE
SONG LINK
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5. YOUR NAME
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6. YOUR NAME
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TDCLEVEL 103

Reply by TDCPATRON

Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!

Hey, everyone! Hope your day is going great. Our silly dog keeps jumping the fence. We placed him in the dog run last night and he dug several holes under it! Kurtis was repairing it and cut his arm pretty bad, so I'll be away for a while...I'll be back as soon as I can!.

debra57LEVEL 107

Reply by debra57GOLD +7

I HOPE THIS ONE IS OK FOR THE CHALLENGE.....THE ONE I POSTED YESTERDAY WAS NOT A ROCK SONG.....

debra57 & TDC
Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/ba85e19e9

debra57LEVEL 107

Edited reply by debra57GOLD +7

hi everyone....I hope your day has been good.....

louieluaLEVEL 62

Reply by louieluaGOLD

So here's HARMONY instead of a DUET

louielua
LOVE WILL KEEP US ALIVE/ EAGLES
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c2b09d6f9

lennyvLEVEL 63

Edited reply by lennyvGOLD

LENNYV

IF I LOVE AGAIN / JUDY GARLAND

http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c8857fc69

DannyR1311LEVEL 66

Reply by DannyR1311GOLD +1

My girlfriend sent me a joke not as good as yours, Danny (**wink**), but I thought it was cute...
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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
TDC

This is actually a good joke, with political overtones, Sheri! Not off colored like most of my jokes are!

DannyR1311LEVEL 66

Reply by DannyR1311GOLD +1

A man walks into the plastic surgeon's examination room, with what looks like a frog on his forehead! "Oh my, how did you get that thing there?" the surgeon asks! The frog points a finger to his butt, and declares, "It started as a wart down here, doc!"

DannyR1311LEVEL 66

Reply by DannyR1311GOLD +1

DrsWoodardLEVEL 105

Reply by DrsWoodardGOLD +9

Over The Rainbow / Patti LaBelle watchandlisten/play/b4756bfe1

DrsWoodard
And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going / Jennifer Holliday
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c0b45f419
BROADWAY VERSION

DrsWoodard & Michelle48304
Solid As A Rock / Ashford & Simpson
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/watchandlisten/play/b881bdec9

louieluaLEVEL 62

Reply by louieluaGOLD

JUST RECORDED, a solo version.

LOUIELUA
BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c79e35959

TDCLEVEL 103

Edited reply by TDCPATRON

Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!

TDCLEVEL 103

Reply by TDCPATRON

Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!

Hello there, Nutter Butters! Kurtis is good.. No stiches needed, whew! Just keeping it disinfected and bandages. He'll be good as new tomorrow. Just real scary is all.
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Thanks for waiting. I'll be posting your awards real soon!

TDCLEVEL 103

Reply by TDCPATRON

Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!

Thanks to everyone who sent in duets for our first Oncor Event for Alisa!..I'll be sanding her the results! I've no doubt it will make her very happy! Be looking for the next one in 2 weeks, and hopefully we'll get more into it next time!

TDCLEVEL 103

Reply by TDCPATRON

Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!

Be back soon, kids!..

TDCLEVEL 103

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Come to PoppyCats Daily & sing for us - this is where the fun never stops!





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THANK YOU FOR JOINING and SHOWING LOVE & SUPPORT FOR OUR SWEET ALISA!
*NEXT SATURDAY DUETS CHALLENGE WILL BE OCTOBER 10TH*
** SEE YOU NUTTER BUTTERS FOR THOSE DUETS!! **
*** HUGS***

debra57LEVEL 107

Reply by debra57GOLD +7

hi everyone.......thanks for my lovely award.....I love it!

Bear50LEVEL 96

Reply by Bear50GOLD +2

Praying within 2 weeks I will be walking and learning how to re walk again with my prostetic*S*

Bear 3 paws is strolling in her wheelchair*Hi Everyone*lol* Waves

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEE*HUGGLES*

hi Sis*Hugs* and sorry Alisa I missed out on Your Sat. Duets

also sorry I haven't been around I have been dealing with a very BAD Infection I've been having a very hard time trying to go "potty" as I'm very Swollen and it hurts alot. so now I'm on some antibiotics, so it's hard to sit for any amount of time.....

DannyR1311LEVEL 66

Edited (at 7:24 AM) reply by DannyR1311GOLD +1

Humpday, fellow nuts! Enjoy it, it's all downhill from here!

A man who had too much beer from a picnic nearby, was

stumbling drunk in the woods, when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the

river. He proceeds in to the river, and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The

preacher turns around, and is almost overcome by the strong smell of alcohol,

thereupon, he asks the drunk; "Are you ready to find, Jesus, brother?" The drunk

shouts, "Yes, I sure am!" So the preacher grabs him on the shoulders, and dunks him in

the water. He pulls him back up and asks, "Brother, have you found, Jesus?" "No, I

haven't found, Jesus." The preacher taken aback, somewhat, by the drunk's response,

dunks him again, and for a little longer this time, then pulls him back up. "Have you

found, Jesus?" "No, I haven't found, Jesus." By this time, the preacher is at his wit's end

and losing patience, and dunks the drunk again, but this time holds him down for about

30 seconds - when the drunk begins kicking his legs and flailing his arms about, the

preacher pulls him up. "For the love of God, man,... have

you found Jesus?" The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes...spits out a bit of

water...catch his breath, and says to the preacher..."Are you sure, this is where he fell

in???"

DannyR1311LEVEL 66

Reply by DannyR1311GOLD +1

DannyR1311 featuring Darladebae
YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
RAY PRICE
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b78f8f561

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