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KellyAnne4Peace

Edited reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

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Tried to call you Shirl... I think we are updating the list at the same time. lol!
Anyway... Doing that now.

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

The studs

1. Cooper-jay-daniels-Your Man
2. Bob-H-Let Me Touch You For Awhile
3. Zagnut-Sex and Candy
4. Romeorootbeer-Sex Bomb
5. RNewton-Does That Blue Moon Ever Shine On You
6. Draymax-Shake Your Bon Bon
7. SBJess-Sir Psycho Sexy
8. CassiarIII-Wicked Game
9. G-13-Feels So Right
10. Ace
11. Mellx-Kiss Me
12 JohnTexas
13.Tetvet_okc-Hello Again
14 Singen_for_you
15.Carrara

Judge shirl-The Way I Want To Touch You
Judge Kelly-Teeth
Judge Terry-Stroking

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

The Broads

1. CJsmith-Work It
2. Karaokemom40
3. Truly_Unruly2003-Rockin' With The Rhythm of the Rain
4. SamiJuli-Hanky Panky
5. Sweetcheeks27-I Want Your Sex
6. PepsiOrCola
7. Dinalydia-If You Were a Sailboat
8. HoneyDew007-Give Me One Reason
9. Amjstiglic
10. Raerae26-Fever
11. MsFiToy
12. Caz25-Freak me
13. Roxyrox
14. MOMMOM061-Suzie Q
15. Mysticvin-You Shook Me

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

Tried to call you Shirl... I think we are updating the list at the same time. lol!
Anyway... Doing that now.KellyAnne4Peace

i think i have the ringer off.. lol

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

think i am caught up..

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

Flaggin' cuz I like to hear all the jokes and see what kind of mischief you guys and gals are all up to! LOL!

Shirl...miss ya girl....been too busy lately. Sounds like this is going to be a fun contest for you and everyone here. VeeGee

hey vic just seen this.. how the heck are ya gal??

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

Shirl.... Turn it back on! LMAO!!

Griff34

Reply by Griff34GOLD

Dayumm! Is this thing even on?

hey yall here's a funny..not really sexy unless you like dorks...
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b57d627b8

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

Little Tommy was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when people are sleeping on top of each other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him he truth...... "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Tommy just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds!"

sjb9031

Edited reply by sjb9031GOLD

hey yall here's a funny..not really sexy unless you like dorks...
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b57d627b8Griff34

lol this is great... i loved it

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

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WHY MEN LIKE DODGE TRUCKS!

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

WHY MEN LIKE DODGE TRUCKS!
KellyAnne4Peace

Is that why they call it DODGE RAM !!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO !!!

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

oh my gosh... it is... shame shame..:)

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

I was such a good girl till I joined this contest, ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

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A BEAR!!!
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

..You're gonna love this.........

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a

barbitchyouate

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

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I was such a good girl till I joined this contest, ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HoneyDew007

Now you're a BETTER good girl!

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

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Hahahahahja!! Shirl! You remembered it!

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!! Where the hell do you get these jokes from girl !!!!!!!!!!!

Shirl yours was funny too !!!!!!!!!!

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

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Okay... One more before I get to work.

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25
years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big
bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It
seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

BUT

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa
bed....

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

I was such a good girl till I joined this contest, ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HoneyDew007

Now you're a BETTER good girl! KellyAnne4Peace

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!

KellyAnne4Peace

Edited reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!! Where the hell do you get these jokes from girl !!!!!!!!!!!

Shirl yours was funny too !!!!!!!!!!

HoneyDew007

Well... I used to have an Adult Humor site.
(Shhhh..... Don't tell)!
I should link you to my YouTube Adult HUMOR Playlist.

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

Woooooooooooo, good one Kelley !!!

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

Ya link me up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

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I did. Grin!

Draymax

Reply by DraymaxSNAP-STAR

OMG Kelly you are killin me with these jokes!!! Girl, I hate to say this, but you gotta calm em down cause I spend so much time laughing my ass off and then going and telling other people and then going on FB and sharing them, that I haven't been able to get in any listens!!!!! You are just freaking hilarious, and I don't know where you get all this but I love it...but I don't cause I can't get my listens in... .but I love it....but I can't get my .....oh to hell with it!!!

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

Grins back :))

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

You funny Draymax !!!

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

ok folks.. gonna get my ice-bag and say good nite.. see ya in the am..

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

Shirl... 5 posts above my religions joke is the song you missed from Singen_for_you!! I will add him!

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

OMG Kelly you are killin me with these jokes!!! Girl, I hate to say this, but you gotta calm em down cause I spend so much time laughing my ass off and then going and telling other people and then going on FB and sharing them, that I haven't been able to get in any listens!!!!! You are just freaking hilarious, and I don't know where you get all this but I love it...but I don't cause I can't get my listens in... .but I love it....but I can't get my .....oh to hell with it!!! Draymax

See... there was a reason I chose this theme for my 1st contest. People need to laugh. It's a good Peace Tool! Wish I was more daring... there are some pretty funny ones that cross the line a bit!

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

sorry i just missed it

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

A 5 year old boy and his mother were at the zoo... The boy was enjoying watching the elephants and asked his mother, “What is that thing hanging down?” His mother replied, “That’s his trunk.” “No, Mom, at the other end,” said the boy. His mother explained, “That’s his tail.” The boy persisted, “No, in front of that!” The flustered mother took his hand and pulled him on saying, “Oh that’s nothing!”

The next time the boy visited the elephants he was with his father He again asked, “Dad, what is that thing hanging down?” “That’s his trunk.” “No, Dad in back," said the boy. “That’s his tail,” answered his Dad. Again the boy persisted, “No, Dad, in front of his tail!” “Oh.... That’s his penis,” explained his father. “I thought so,” he said to his father. “Mom said it was nothing.”

The father smiled down at his son and explained, “Your mother is spoiled!”

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

OMG, ahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

A 5 year old boy and his mother were at the zoo... The boy was enjoying watching the elephants and asked his mother, “What is that thing hanging down?” His mother replied, “That’s his trunk.” “No, Mom, at the other end,” said the boy. His mother explained, “That’s his tail.” The boy persisted, “No, in front of that!” The flustered mother took his hand and pulled him on saying, “Oh that’s nothing!”

The next time the boy visited the elephants he was with his father He again asked, “Dad, what is that thing hanging down?” “That’s his trunk.” “No, Dad in back," said the boy. “That’s his tail,” answered his Dad. Again the boy persisted, “No, Dad, in front of his tail!” “Oh.... That’s his penis,” explained his father. “I thought so,” he said to his father. “Mom said it was nothing.”

The father smiled down at his son and explained, “Your mother is spoiled!”KellyAnne4Peace

rofl... oh my ... that is funny...

sjb9031

Reply by sjb9031GOLD

alright kelly meds are kickin in... see ya in the am...

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

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Why Older Chicks Rule
by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are
just
a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40
give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to
introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will
often
ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other
women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her
friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is
far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of
40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you
can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Now 80% of women
are
against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

Love that one Kelley !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miss Andy Rooney !!!!

ROXYROX-and-ACE

Reply by ROXYROX-and-ACEGOLD

Our New Bass Player: r/bca6adf01

RoxyRox and Ace checking in.

will listen to you and see what everyone is doing!

Draymax

Reply by DraymaxSNAP-STAR

A 5 year old boy and his mother were at the zoo... The boy was enjoying watching the elephants and asked his mother, “What is that thing hanging down?” His mother replied, “That’s his trunk.” “No, Mom, at the other end,” said the boy. His mother explained, “That’s his tail.” The boy persisted, “No, in front of that!” The flustered mother took his hand and pulled him on saying, “Oh that’s nothing!”

The next time the boy visited the elephants he was with his father He again asked, “Dad, what is that thing hanging down?” “That’s his trunk.” “No, Dad in back," said the boy. “That’s his tail,” answered his Dad. Again the boy persisted, “No, Dad, in front of his tail!” “Oh.... That’s his penis,” explained his father. “I thought so,” he said to his father. “Mom said it was nothing.”

The father smiled down at his son and explained, “Your mother is spoiled!”KellyAnne4Peace


ROFLMAO...AHH COME ON!!!! MY RIBS ARE STARTING TO HURT!!!!!!!

ELVIS_USA

Reply by ELVIS_USAGOLD

*elvis_usa*sings*confederate railroad*"queen of memphis" r/b3abd2fd8

WHY ISENT MY SONG NEXT TO MY NAME???? I SUBMITTED
yesterday at 6:35pm (6 hours ago)

MY ENTRY singen_for_you ***You Sexy Thing!*** Hot Chocolate http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b7ae95828

ELVIS_USA

Edited reply by ELVIS_USAGOLD

*elvis_usa*sings*confederate railroad*"queen of memphis" r/b3abd2fd8

PLEASE Y'ALL COME GIVE IT A LISTEN :o) AS I HAVE LISTENED TO ALL OF YOU SO FAR ....... THANK YOU :o) http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b7ae95828

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

I know... And I was trying to get the page to flip to add you back! (This is the longest page I have ever seen). I'll just do it now and then again when it flips. So sorry for the misunderstanding. We did hear your song, though... ((Hugs))

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

A 5 year old boy and his mother were at the zoo... The boy was enjoying watching the elephants and asked his mother, “What is that thing hanging down?” His mother replied, “That’s his trunk.” “No, Mom, at the other end,” said the boy. His mother explained, “That’s his tail.” The boy persisted, “No, in front of that!” The flustered mother took his hand and pulled him on saying, “Oh that’s nothing!”

The next time the boy visited the elephants he was with his father He again asked, “Dad, what is that thing hanging down?” “That’s his trunk.” “No, Dad in back," said the boy. “That’s his tail,” answered his Dad. Again the boy persisted, “No, Dad, in front of his tail!” “Oh.... That’s his penis,” explained his father. “I thought so,” he said to his father. “Mom said it was nothing.”

The father smiled down at his son and explained, “Your mother is spoiled!”KellyAnne4Peace


ROFLMAO...AHH COME ON!!!! MY RIBS ARE STARTING TO HURT!!!!!!!
Draymax

You are lucky you're a guy!! if you were a woman, the tears would be running down your legs!!

KellyAnne4Peace

Edited reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

The studs

1. Cooper-jay-daniels-Your Man
2. Bob-H-Let Me Touch You For Awhile
3. Zagnut-Sex and Candy
4. Romeorootbeer-Sex Bomb
5. RNewton-Does That Blue Moon Ever Shine On You
6. Draymax-Shake Your Bon Bon
7. SBJess-Sir Psycho Sexy
8. CassiarIII-Wicked Game
9. G-13-Feels So Right
10. Ace
11. Mellx-Kiss Me
12 JohnTexas
13.Tetvet_okc-Hello Again
14 Singen_for_you-You Sexy Thing
15.Carrara

Judge shirl-The Way I Want To Touch You
Judge Kelly-Teeth
Judge Terry-Stroking

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

The Broads

1. CJsmith-Work It
2. Karaokemom40
3. Truly_Unruly2003-Rockin' With The Rhythm of the Rain
4. SamiJuli-Hanky Panky
5. Sweetcheeks27-I Want Your Sex
6. PepsiOrCola
7. Dinalydia-If You Were a Sailboat
8. HoneyDew007-Give Me One Reason
9. Amjstiglic
10. Raerae26-Fever
11. MsFiToy
12. Caz25-Freak me
13. Roxyrox
14. MOMMOM061-Suzie Q
15. Mysticvin-You Shook Me

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

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REMEMBER The deadline is noon tomorrow SS time!

We still need songs from:
STUDS:
Ace
JohnTexas
Carrara

BROADS:
Karaokemom40
PepsiOrCola
Amjstiglic
MsFiToy
Roxyrox

PLEASE ls know if we've missed anyone else!!

HoneyDew007

Reply by HoneyDew007GOLD

PLEASE Y'ALL COME GIVE IT A LISTEN :o) AS I HAVE LISTENED TO ALL OF YOU SO FAR ....... THANK YOU :o) http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/b7ae95828singen_for_you

I listened, see my big M&M man on your page, LOL.........

JohnTexas

Reply by JohnTexasGOLD

JohnTexas

We've got tonight Bob Seger
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c0a0ae108

Come on you know you want to, why don't you stay?

KellyAnne4Peace

Reply by KellyAnne4PeacePATRON

Still in hosp..update profile/overview/b216bd5c thank U All xo

JohnTexas

We've got tonight Bob Seger
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/r/c0a0ae108

Come on you know you want to, why don't you stay?JohnTexas

Thanks John I'll add it as soon as the page turns...
if this page EVER ends! LOL!

Carrara

Reply by CarraraPATRON

#15 Carrara
Studs

Slow Hand
Conway Twitty
http://www.singsnap.com/karaoke/watchandlisten/play/bb6e6bca8